How to digitally punch someone!

[jmerch44]

So I came up with this a while ago, but I'm just now deciding to share it with my Fazer Family. This is a great way to unleash your anger and frustration on someone without fear of physical or legal reprocussions.

This is how you digitally punch someone in the face:

When someone makes you angry (boss, wife, friend, ect.) you give them a call. when they answer, the first thing you should hear is "hello". At that particular moment in time you know that the phone is pressed firmly against their smug, irrational face. You then input the numbers 7-8-6-2-4. these are the numbers that corresponed with the letters that spell the word punch on your keypad. If you input these numbers at the exact moment the other individual has the phone against their face, TECHNICALLY! they have just been digitally punched in the face. LOL

this is just something funny to put a smile on normal peoples faces with a sense of humor. I encourage you to try it. It is very stress relieving and there are no consequences at all. (unless the opposite party becomes aware of the joke). But this is the first site this has been posted on so, enjoy:thumbup:. and spread the word. I already assumed someone will take credit for this, so :Flip:

 

[darkrider]

DUDE!!! This is so 8th grade...but I love it! I remember it use to be a whistle to ward of obscene phone callers...ears are still ringing....lol

 

[The Toecutter]

:rof: That's a good one man....:rockon:

 

[CHEMIKER]

If you cannot see the humor in this, then you can go &*%$ yourself.

That's the part that had me cracking up! Thanks man!

 

[jmerch44]

How is this not getting more attention? read it again, and thank me for my unnessasary brilliance. LOL

 

[LittleRed]

Absolutely brilliant! Definitely could put this to some good use :thumbup:

 

[dean2287]

excellent...got to have that one ready for the telemarketers!

 

[Discofrank]

right.... yet the only one that gets the joke is you... and then u have to spend 15 min on the phone explaining whay u pressesed some numbers

if that was you on my end of the phone i would laugh and hang up

 

[jmerch44]

right.... yet the only one that gets the joke is you... and then u have to spend 15 min on the phone explaining whay u pressesed some numbers

if that was you on my end of the phone i would laugh and hang up

:spank:, the point is to have them on the other end trying to figure out what just happened, and you being completely satisfied with having digitally punched someone in the face, and them being helpless. its like farting in a room full of people you hate, and not getting caught. you just enjoy the damage you inflict.

 

[Wavex]

Wolfman just doesn't like to be digitally punched that's all.



Last time it happened it ended bad...

 

[jmerch44]

So I got a post removed from my own thread. SORRY if my thread ( that was never directed at anyone) offended any of you. GO FREEDOM! This will be my last non-bike related thread.