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[Botch]

 

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[FinalImpact]

^^
Silly dislike button strikes again!

Do we really need signs for things like this?
It's not like it will protect a guide dog for the blind!


Ya, don't use this if it's on its side like that! Blah

 

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[2nd childhood]

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner. "Son, where were you today?", son says "At school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates". "what dvd?", "Toy story". Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" "What, when I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says dad. Robot slaps the dad! Mum laughs "Hahaha! he's certainly your son". Robot slaps The Mum

 

[2nd childhood]

Happy Halloween

 

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[agf]

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I suspect even an American admiral would know how to spell Mediterranean! :thumbup:Blah

 

[agf]

Hmmmm sex in a tube

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[Motogiro]

Gives new meaning to track day... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_1PxrVeTpA

[video=youtube;k_1PxrVeTpA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_1PxrVeTpA[/video]

 

[FinalImpact]

Looks like a 101 avoidable motorcycle crashes. Panic won by a mile vs memory reflex. The rest, just bad choices. Take a look.

https://youtu.be/tL3p4aikUmw

 

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[FinalImpact]

Motorcycle to retrieve Bananas?
Yep!
https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/j61e9UD

 

[Botch]

Monday is April Fool's Day in the US (is it celebrated elsewhere?) so guess what I'm leaving on the table in the break room?



Blah

 

[FinalImpact]

On this laser ablation system I'm working on, I need to enable the vision system to recognize patterns so I can make it align our fixture once the vision system scans known reference points. In doing this I was reviewing the code the OEM used to perform systems CrossHair Alignment process which provides the exact location of the laser beam to the system.
Upon review of the CrossHairAlignment code, this made me chuckle...

Naughty programmers!