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hehehe found this in a ricer bashing forum
 
Three men married women from different parts of the USA.

The first man married a Southern girl.
He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days before he saw any effect, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a West Coast girl.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better.
By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Jersey.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he didn't see anything.
The second day he didn't see anything either - but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and
his arm was healed sufficiently for him to make a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
However, he still has some difficulty when he urinates.
 
motogiro said:
three men married women from different parts of the usa.

the first man married a southern girl.
he told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
it took a couple of days before he saw any effect, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house
and dishes washed and put away.

the second man married a west coast girl.
he gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes and the cooking.
the first day he didn't see any results but the next day it was better.
by the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

the third man married a girl from jersey.
he ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
the first day he didn't see anything.
the second day he didn't see anything either - but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and
his arm was healed sufficiently for him to make a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
however, he still has some difficulty when he urinates.
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and don't i know it, man!!:blaa:
 
[FONT=&quot]Just got off the phone from a friend who lives in Scotland. [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. [/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]The temperature is dropping far below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. [/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. [/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken bastard in.[/FONT]
 
Cardiologist and the Honda Mechanic.[FONT=&quot]


[/FONT][FONT=&quot]A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda ..[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]So how is it that I make $45,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work?[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic........."Try doing it with the engine running."[/FONT]
 
Carl's my buddy!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUTGPB0D9mY&feature=related]awesome sling blade impression - YouTube[/ame]
 
This might be NSFW because of some breast shots. It's french if that counts for an excuse

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psHtoUlGra0]paka 60 humour moto.wmv - YouTube[/ame]
 
At 4:55, bike gets chucked....

EDIT: SORRY sports fans, the only Nakedness is a few bikes - why they put that CR@P up as an Image, don't know... Its SAFE to GO in! haha!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XkYE-VoUOs]Motorcycle Fail Compilation 2013 - YouTube[/ame]
 
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