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FinalImpact

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I know I'm buying a Maytag next...Lol! That thing was like the front load washer from hell!
Highspeed Drum across the Yard = Priceless! :thumbup::thumbup: Blah


So what's with the URL switcharuu to make utube view as intended? Its kinda Hit or Miss.... mostly miss for me...
 

FinalImpact

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Street corner dude **potentially** wanting handouts... His sign read as follows:


CRASHED MY SPACESHIP
WILL TRADE DILITHIUM CRYSTALS
FOR CASH, BEER, WINE OR FOOD!


:rof::rof:

Nope, not makin that up! :D
 

sniff6

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A farmer named Paddy had a car accident.



He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.





In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.



'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.



Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '



'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'



Paddy said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin'

down da road.... '



The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. '



By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.

Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin'

her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.



Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her.

After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.



Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?'



'Now, wot da fock would you say?':eek:
 

Jim(tm)

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Here comes Dr Tran.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0kRE5OTZI[/ame]
 
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agf

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.....we bought new blinds for the windows so the curtains and the couch wont fade with that damned daylight saving......:(:(:(:(:(




.......and I milked a few cows many years ago and they arent all that smart, coz they still wake up at sunup, whether its daylight saving or not, I mean talk about dumb, they could sleep in.......:Flash::Flash::Flash::Flash::Flash::Flash:
 

sniff6

Be nice i am
Now that looks like fun!!:thumbup:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxTvMaJBT3c[/ame]
 
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FinalImpact

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That thing jumps like a dirtbike or atv! I definitely need one of those... :D
Meanwhile in the Madram11 camp, huge displacement and Pin-IT, to WinIT!

[AME="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ZBc-XzlP8"]SOUTHERN ROCK RACING SERIES HIGHLIGHTS ACTION PACKED[/AME]

^^ most of them are 6 - 750HP or more from 4 - 500cubic inches! :thumbup:


Cliff, throwing in an ame /ame just for you to see what happens.
 

Motogiro

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Funky Flight Attendent...[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIloQNQSI7U[/ame]
 
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