Another Blonde joke

[Stumbles06]

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would
leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back
to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at
the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband,
but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from
inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was
mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she
closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead
planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she
was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."

:rockon:

 

[BranNwebster]

That was a good one. Blond joke's crack me up for some reason. Here is one of my favorites.

A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and there is always that risk involved."

After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

 

[westgoingzax]

"How many is a Brazilian?"

Haha! Silly blondes. :Flash:

 

[Wavex]

lol

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

 

[oldfast007]

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet...


























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