A Real Crappy Morming

[Skybow388]

This morning I wake up. Roll out of bed, twist my ankle on my helmet. I walk outside to find my cat somehow pulled the cover off of my motorcycle. And left a little surprise on my seat. Has this happened to anyone else? My cat took a dump on my seat wth?


2006 blue fz6

 

[pookamatic]

That's is hilariously messed up.

Stop putting your helmet on the floor to fix the ankle problem. For the cat? Hm....

Get a pet carrier and bungee cord it to the back. Ride two-up on your favorite twisties for an hour. Mr. Meowzers will not make the same mistake twice.

 

[dschult2]

That's why you shouldn't own a cat! My dog's never dumped on my seat!:BLAA:

 

[2nd childhood]

This morning I wake up. Roll out of bed, twist my ankle on my helmet. I walk outside to find my cat somehow pulled the cover off of my motorcycle. And left a little surprise on my seat. Has this happened to anyone else? My cat took a dump on my seat wth?


2006 blue fz6

I thought cats liked to bury their business. What's up with that?

 

[oldfast007]

Bummer on the Ankle! The other issue...I'm thinking teriyaki?? Sorry just kidding!! That cat is not happy with you...

 

[Cloggy]

My cat sits on my (red) bike all the time, but never leaves anything behind, sorry to hear your cat took offence to the color of your bike :spank:...:BLAA:.... :justkidding:

 

[FIZZER6]

I used to get so mad when a cat would jump on my freshly waxed car with muddy paws and then to add insult to insury he would leave nasty hair in the dried mud and usually scratch the paint on his way off the car. This is one of the 4827293 reasons that I'm a dog person.

 

[lawlberg]

Neighborhood cats have left a lot of scratches on the hoods of my vehicles, never a dump. You're blaming the cat, but do you have anyone that might play a prank on you and have taken your cat poo and put it on there - this seems much more likely than the cat balancing/dropping one on the seat. Cats tend to like sandy soil, not fake leather!

 

[Motogiro]

Well at least rodents probably won't gnaw through your wires or build a nest in your airbox!:rockon:

 

[redProc]

Clean your cat's litter box? Mine gets creative when her litter is less than, what she considers, allowable.

 

[agf]

you are so very lucky

it could be way worse

you could have twisted your ankle coming OFF the bike and that would totally suck


and the other bit that REALLY COULD SUCK is if the little furball decided to dump in your helmet


You have to look at this "glass half full"


p.s. I'm not owned by a cat, I like them, and I've been benefactor to them, but a dump on the seat- that could seriously affect the relationship

 

[Skybow388]

It was upsetting I thought my cat and I were buddies but I will take the pet carrier advice haha that post is priceless


2006 blue fz6

 

[pookamatic]

Neighborhood cats have left a lot of scratches on the hoods of my vehicles, never a dump. You're blaming the cat, but do you have anyone that might play a prank on you and have taken your cat poo and put it on there - this seems much more likely than the cat balancing/dropping one on the seat. Cats tend to like sandy soil, not fake leather!

I'm thinking this should get a second look... What cat has the ability AND determination to pull a motorcycle cover off, THEN hop up on the seat to drop a deuce?

I think this is a prank/vandalism turned feline setup. That, or you have the most vengfull badass cat ever.

 

[Skybow388]

Well it's not a full cover it's my cover lol it's a fleece blanket with holes for the handle bars that cover the seat and the tank it was hanging off the side with poop on the sets my cat often times sleeps on my bike and my dads that's why I put it in there because the cat scratched my bike. I wonder If it coulda been another animal? I do live in the middle of no where.


2006 blue fz6

 

[Motogiro]

This morning I wake up. Roll out of bed, twist my ankle on my helmet. I walk outside to find my cat somehow pulled the cover off of my motorcycle. And left a little surprise on my seat. Has this happened to anyone else? My cat took a dump on my seat wth?


2006 blue fz6

Thinking about again....This made my morning better Lol! Thanks for sharing! :rof:

 

[Botch]

Is your cat's normal bed right next to where your feet normally hit the floor in the a.m? And did you happen to drop your helmet into said catbed?