Agreed, though every time I think, no there's no way that someone is this dumb, I remember that I'm on the Gixxer forum, and think back to the kind of people who ride Gixxers (sorry any non-squids out there who do) and think - maybe, just maybe. But yeah, this one was just a Troll, and I loved it.
It did lead me over to a post on a mustang forum. Guy decided he wanted to flush out the bad oil in his '94 Cobra with a garden hose. While the car was running. Pistons seized after 3 minutes. I think that one might be true for two reasons, 1. The guy was white trash from Toledo. 2. It happened a few years ago and now his "current car" according to the handle is a Pontiac.