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A letter to my Bike...

Wolfman

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Well, much unlike a lot of my relationship's with Women, i have just gone and re-registered my road FZ6, which means i have had it for exactly 12 months tomorrow!

So i thought i would write my bike a letter!

Dear Bike!
I would like to wish my bike a very Happy 1st Anniversary...i hope it's been as good for you as me, and i hope you have forgiven me for letting that 4WD , use us for target practice, back in Decemmber.

I remember the first day saw you, i instantly had to have you!....sitting there, with your beautiful orange tank, underseat pipes, cast perimeter frame, r6 refugee motor....

So after taking you for a ride, and finding out that you went as nice as you looked, i decided to see the man, and give you a new home.

Upon getting you home...i decided that as beautiful as you were, we could make you even hotter!

So it was time to give you what you deserved...first of all, lots of goodies to make you go faster, and round corners better...suspension upgrades, the PCIII, rearsets, braided lines, some funky pipes that let you breather better etc,etc...

After all this, you have a firmer butt, better legs, your suspenders are far better quality, you go harder, and your voice seems to have broken too....you seem to growl lots more these days! Dont get me wrong, i like it!

Along the way we bought you some new clothes, a lovely tank Bra, a nice little Bellypan, and occasionally we would fit the srceen, to make both our lives a ittle easier on those long trips we both seem to enjoy so much.

You seem to enjoy these long trips, and dont seem too stressed by carrying luggage, and, or a pillion.....never heard you complain once, in fact despite of your new found image as a "Streetfighter", you seem to be just as happy on the open road...that's one of the reasons i like you so much...your happy to go wherever i take you....even onto the dirt track in the Grampians...wasnt that fun in the pouring rain, with a pillion hanging off the back...

In the Twisties is where i think we have spent our best times though, chasing big black Kwaka Meanies, stuffing up the inside of the Odd Ducati, surprising the living daylights out of a few r6's, flip flopping through the beautiful Adelaide Hills, with your "PEEPS", seems to be your favourite place to be...just another reason why i like you so much...That just happens to be my favourite place too!

I have kept you clean, most of the time, and i always keep your tyres in good condition, and make sure they are the best tyres for you, give you great oil, i lube your chain regularly, i even installed an alarm to help keep those horrible people away from you, who might want to take you away from me!

It's been a fun time....trips to the Super Bikes, a couple of runs down the Great Ocean Road, a lot of great rides through the twisties around home, a few jaunts into the dry and dusty outback of SA, and Victoria, and quite a bit of dreary commuting duties, along the way.

So after 23000km's and 12 months together, i wish you, my bike a Happy 1st Anniversary, lets hope we can share many more happy days together...

Thanks for everything,
Jamie.

PS: I will put that new oil in you this weekend...And it's Motul 7100, as i know how much you like it! Oh , and install your fork & rear axle sliders, that you have been waiting so long for.

;)
 
Hey Jamie, would you like a few minutes alone with your bike? We can all look away while you put those rear sliders on....:rof:
 
Oh dear is it the water over there, I would say you need a life but you have one I,m busily googling help lines for you but there doesnt seem to be a catagory for your problem..LOL

Thanks for the distraction keep up the good work.
 
I was going to say something along those lines .............but he only lives 10 mins away and he is bigger than me :eek:

I was goin to go for 'GET A ROOM' but I just didn't want to believe a man can be that deeply in love with a machine. It's funny how much Bass strait can instill confidence in a man.
 
Hey Jamie, would you like a few minutes alone with your bike? We can all look away while you put those rear sliders on....:rof:

LOL! Just got back grom spending some "quality" time with the bike.......anyone know where Humpy's towel is...i think ineed it!

:spank:
 
Now that just opens up a flame thread.

So many possibilities for a fiery reply about Tasmanian's and their "family traditions" but we really shouldn't go there.

If you don't love your bike then id suggest you have past the "marriage level" and the passion has gone. lol
 
Now that just opens up a flame thread.

So many possibilities for a fiery reply about Tasmanian's and their "family traditions" but we really shouldn't go there.

If you don't love your bike then id suggest you have past the "marriage level" and the passion has gone. lol

Well said......As they say 2 heads is better than none!

Re the passion......That's easy to keep alive with the bike....it dont bitch!

:rockon:
 
Now that just opens up a flame thread.

So many possibilities for a fiery reply about Tasmanian's and their "family traditions" but we really shouldn't go there.

If you don't love your bike then id suggest you have past the "marriage level" and the passion has gone. lol

Oh I love my bike, i love riding my bike but I ain't ever goin to write a letter to it. The inbreeding that took place in my family can't have affected my mental state to that degree.
 
LOL! Gloves are off! :D

Lol, it don't take much to fire up a Tasmanian. I have to talk to mainlanders a few times everyday and it does start to **** you when you hear the same jokes all the f@#king time. Where did this 2 head **** come from anyway? I understand all the inbred jokes cause I have seen it first hand, I travel to a place called New Norfolk everyday which is the inbred capital of Australia (there are lots of nice normal people too).

I'm taking deep breaths..........if only my sister was here to help me ease all this tension.
 
Lol, it don't take much to fire up a Tasmanian. I have to talk to mainlanders a few times everyday and it does start to **** you when you hear the same jokes all the f@#king time. Where did this 2 head **** come from anyway? I understand all the inbred jokes cause I have seen it first hand, I travel to a place called New Norfolk everyday which is the inbred capital of Australia (there are lots of nice normal people too).

I'm taking deep breaths..........if only my sister was here to help me ease all this tension.

it's all ok buddy, take a bex, and have a little lie down, we are only joshin ya, dont worry we get all the serial killer jokes in SA!

:thumbup:
 
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