I have the book, it just sort of caught like a wild fire and exploded all over the internet like Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking an NVA regular in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't own a lawn mower. He just stands by his door and dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris's house does not have a doorbell or a welcome mat. He knows you're there and isn't happy about it.
There are two types of women in the world, those that have had sex with Chuck Norris and those that are fat and ugly.