You know it's too cold to ride when...

[Doorag]

your LCD speedo barely works.

[Please feel free to add your own!]

 

[Doorag]

You have to scrape the ice off your seat before you take off.

 

[Sawblade]

When you have to scrape the ice of your TIRES before you lay it down right in the parking spot.

 

[Stumbles06]

You hear brass balls clinking together when walking out to the bike

 

[BranNwebster]

 

[cmarsdavis]

a guy on a snowmobile asks if he can have any grey poupon.

 

[thulst]

When the captain of the icebreaker shows you the way to the port.

 

[oldfast007]

When the "Perma-Grin" your wearing isn't from the ride !

 

[Fz6Sa]

The Biker Penguin next door refuses to come outside ...

 

[steveindenmark]

You meet this guy out for a ride.

 

[Nelly]

Your tears freeze in your eyes when you drive with your visor up because your breath has already frozen on it.
your tongue sticks to metal 1.18
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Nelly

 

[Numpty]

When the dog looks at you as if to say "if you think im going out there for a pee you got another thing coming pal"

 

[Ghost Weim]

You hear brass balls clinking together when walking out to the bike

My husband says... Who has balls hanging when it is that cold outside?

 

[ANLR21]

Aw, that just hurts to look at it

 

[Stumbles06]

My husband says... Who has balls hanging when it is that cold outside?

LMAO... very true :rof:

 

[Nelly]

This Morning,

Its defo true about cold balls......................

Nelly

 

[Gosling1]

When the state trooper pulls you over for speeding and just shakes his head and lets you go...