I don't know what defines a motorcyclist because I know I'm not one.
I hate the fact the I keep my bike clean because I like to take care of my things. I hate the fact that I have to change the oil in it, check the tires periodically, fill it up every time it runs out of gas, and then have to remember to record it on this internet site fuelly thing. I hate the fact that I pay extra insurance on a mode of transportation that I can only ride maybe 6 months out of a whole year and pay for vehicle registration on it when I have two perfectly good and useful vehicles in my garage. I hate the fact that I look at other peoples bikes and get crazy ideas, maybe they're motorcyclists, I don't know, then go out and buy something else to mod the bike up and consume crazy amounts of personal time to put it on the bike taking extra care and precision doing it, auggh! Then there's numerous times I hated to get back on the bike and ride down to Home Depot or some place because I forgot to pick up one small item. On the most gorgeous summer days, I hated that I took a half day vacation from work, raced home, got into my ATGATT, freakin' takes forever because I'm such an anal safety freak, get on the bike, fill it up, again, then head out into the open road with some friends I hate hanging out with. Even worse, I have to stop along the way to take a picture of the bike or something for some crazy BOTM, scavenger hunt, or ride game; another hour I'll never get back from my life. I hate the fact that after I wash the bike, wipe it down, have to get into my ATGATT just to take it around the block to dry it off, then wipe it down again. I hate that it takes up one whole bay in my garage and nobody else is allowed to park in this designated motorcycle spot. I hate that at the end of a riding season, I have to winterize it, pull the battery out, cover it up, and have to stare at it all winter wondering why I hate it so much.
...and the worst part I hate about this bike is the ear to ear smile I get coming off this damn thing every time after a ride. I just hate that, burns me up!
I'd sure like to know what defines a motorcyclist too.