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What can you say you have done....

Ridden 2 up with Ozzieboy for about 100km's....not once did we touch!

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:rof: :rof: This is pure gold , makes me PMSL everytime :rof: I get a sense that it wasnt a Dumb & Dumber moment ;)
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:rof: :rof: This is pure gold , makes me PMSL everytime :rof: I get a sense that it wasnt a Dumb & Dumber moment ;)
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No, definitely not, it was definitely a "your meat & 2 veg aint coming anywhere near me", and Vise-versa moment!

I must commend Mikey on his ability to keep his package to himself...there aint much room on an FZ6 for 2 blokes that weigh in excess of 100kg's...there was evough penil pergola (Beer Gut!) on that bike that night for a whole 3rd world community to huddle under and keep dry in a downpour!!!

If i remember correctly, i was just about sitting half way up the tank...

it was pi$$ing rain, at night, in the back blocks of nowhere special, the road was crap, it was awesome... :D
 
I thought of a few more to add...

Set my minibike on fire while riding it. (not on purpose)

Got hit by a car and didn't go down. My knee paid for it though.

Trashed my ex-wifes blazer by taking it behind my sisters house where there used to be a small motorcross track. Then got it fixed before she turned it into the bank for repo.

Shot a rabbit through the eye with a bow after coming home from hunting. It was dark and all I could see was the light reflecting in the eye of said rabbit.

Tried to go drinking with a British Reserve Unit from Northern Ireland and paid for it that morning...

Hung out of the drivers door of a HET transport in Iraq while driving it down the road trying to grab a crowbar so I could shut the window.

Almost cut my leg off with a circular saw but was saved by a speed square. I still have that speed square too.
 
Rode a Motorcycle
Totaled my Car
Met Will Smith, Beach Boys, Billy Joel, Billy Joe (greenday), etc
Fell out of a tree and broke my arm from wrist to shoulder
Got Engaged
Traveled the Country
Many Video Games
 
I thought of a few more to add...

Set my minibike on fire while riding it. (not on purpose)

Got hit by a car and didn't go down. My knee paid for it though.

Trashed my ex-wifes blazer by taking it behind my sisters house where there used to be a small motorcross track. Then got it fixed before she turned it into the bank for repo.

Shot a rabbit through the eye with a bow after coming home from hunting. It was dark and all I could see was the light reflecting in the eye of said rabbit.

Tried to go drinking with a British Reserve Unit from Northern Ireland and paid for it that morning...

Hung out of the drivers door of a HET transport in Iraq while driving it down the road trying to grab a crowbar so I could shut the window.

Almost cut my leg off with a circular saw but was saved by a speed square. I still have that speed square too.

Haha, that's awesome! That's definitely one of those "once in a lifetime" type of shots.

I got a rabbit with my .177 air rifle, and the pellet went in just below and in front-of his right eye, and came out just behind the other! Surprising, as it was one of those Predator pellets, that are supposed to expand once they penetrate. He sprung straight up, and hit the ground dead. Supposedly they always spring straight up when shot? Not sure if that's true or not. All I know is that it was satisfying to finally get the bugger after stalking it for over a week. :D
 
No, definitely not, it was definitely a "your meat & 2 veg aint coming anywhere near me", and Vise-versa moment!

I must commend Mikey on his ability to keep his package to himself...there aint much room on an FZ6 for 2 blokes that weigh in excess of 100kg's...there was evough penil pergola (Beer Gut!) on that bike that night for a whole 3rd world community to huddle under and keep dry in a downpour!!!

If i remember correctly, i was just about sitting half way up the tank...

it was pi$$ing rain, at night, in the back blocks of nowhere special, the road was crap, it was awesome... :D
Bloody hell FZ6 has just gone brokeback......................
 
Fell out of a treehouse 25 feet onto a fence and walked away.
Got a 3 wheeler 200cc Honda up to speed sideways and was having a ball until I flipped it about 3 times. Road the bike back home.
Got clothes lined by a tree whilst riding a horse up a hill, left foot got caught in stirrup and was dragged for 20m over rocks. Again walked away.
Wrote my V8 off one morning running late for work..almost took my head off, walked away from it.
Had 5 cars pile in behind me in a tunnel at 90km/ph where I got a hit in the rear and wrote the bike and at least two cars off. Yep got back on bike and kept riding!

Trying to think of anything that hasnt tried to kill me.....ill get back to yas.
 
Here are three that come to mind:
Woke up after a 3 day coma (mountain bike accident)

gave Noam Chomsky the finger after he was hogging my classroom and gave me the stink eye (when I was a grad student)

Shook Betty White's hand.
 
Here are a few I can think of quickly (not necessarily things that no one has done before):

  • Snowboarded the morning, took a Cessna sight-seeing ride at lunch and played nine holes in one day (GREAT DAY!)
  • Snowboarded Avoriaz, UT (Brighton, Solitude) and Tuckerman's Ravine one season (GREAT SEASON!)
  • Ran the Boston Marathon
  • Was a passenger in a heli that flew out over San Diego Bay and landed on the owner's yacht
  • Had drinks with Julian Lennon at the Hyatt in Houston (and, yes, we did talk about Yoko)
  • Almost got arrested for climbing one of the great pyramids in Giza (the tour guide had to pay him off, I only got up about an eighth of the way)
  • Took a lie detector test at my ex-wife's request (which I readily passed. Take that!)
  • Played with the monkeys in the treetops in Brazil (well, scared them off at least)
  • Also in Brazil, spent New Years decked in all white with the thousands wading into the ocean at midnight. Very cool sight!
 
Fell out of a treehouse 25 feet onto a fence and walked away.
Got a 3 wheeler 200cc Honda up to speed sideways and was having a ball until I flipped it about 3 times. Road the bike back home.
Got clothes lined by a tree whilst riding a horse up a hill, left foot got caught in stirrup and was dragged for 20m over rocks. Again walked away.
Wrote my V8 off one morning running late for work..almost took my head off, walked away from it.
Had 5 cars pile in behind me in a tunnel at 90km/ph where I got a hit in the rear and wrote the bike and at least two cars off. Yep got back on bike and kept riding!

Trying to think of anything that hasnt tried to kill me.....ill get back to yas.
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Ever thought of staying away from anything with an engine?..... :)
 
Got my foot stuck in the front spokes of my bike bare footed when I was about 8.
Hosted a booth at the Detroit International Auto Show in 2002 next to Monster Garage.
Fished the East China Sea.
Thats all I got.
 
Fell out of a treehouse 25 feet onto a fence and walked away.
Got a 3 wheeler 200cc Honda up to speed sideways and was having a ball until I flipped it about 3 times. Road the bike back home.
Got clothes lined by a tree whilst riding a horse up a hill, left foot got caught in stirrup and was dragged for 20m over rocks. Again walked away.
Wrote my V8 off one morning running late for work..almost took my head off, walked away from it.
Had 5 cars pile in behind me in a tunnel at 90km/ph where I got a hit in the rear and wrote the bike and at least two cars off. Yep got back on bike and kept riding!

Trying to think of anything that hasnt tried to kill me.....ill get back to yas.

9-5=4 lives left... Maybe you should be in a bubble...?
 
LOL .....I can't post many of the things i've done because mostly all of them are not FAMILY FREINDLY LMFAO!!! I wish I had cool military stories or something to tell I've allways been pretty Wild !! LOL :BLAA:
 
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Here is a new one for my collection :thumbup: As per my signature , I saw METALLICA play Orion live for the very 1st time in Australia :rockon:

I got to play Enter Sandman on a club PA worth $500000 last night...it sounded amazing! I bet the concert was amazing last night! Was it loud? or just "public liabilty" loud???

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