The Irish Petrol Station

[Stumbles06]

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.


So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another
fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'


Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all.

My wife won twice last week.'

:rof: :rockon:

 

[Scorphonic]

Oooooooooooooo had to be an irish joke eh!!!

:spank:

But I could well imagine some thick eejits from Dublin getting caught out with that one!!

Give me a few minutes and i'll find a sign that is advertised outside a petrol station in Meath (county beside Dublin) in Ireland. It'll have ya choking on your tongue!

OK, here's an English one first:

I Finally found it!! This is a petrol station sign for their car wash area...its down the road from where I live (is it brains or a massive mistake?)