Rumpole of the Bailey
Junior Member
A gentleman is away for a while and comes back to much discussion on the law and its enforcement officers. You think I would have enough of this type of interaction..
Imagine my disgust when I enter a 'lower court' to find a 'chunky' little police woman sitting at the front benches just waiting for me to enter and sit opposite her. Her manner is all, 'look at me, uniform, holster and badges'!!!
I barely grunt a 'morning', then go about my duty of defending some poor cad from her evil, disdainful advances.
Then imagine the policewoman's distress when she finds out I have come well prepared for the case and infact, have been asked by a solicitor to give my opinion on some area of the law the case is affected by. I never take a case where I expect to lose it.
Oh sure , she has done 4 weeks of legal training at the academy and she can shoot a gun. I have 2 degrees, a Masters and well on the way to my Doctorate. Step aside Sally, you are wasting the taxpayers money again this morning.
So friends, this FE situation is one that seems to be a battle the police are winning. Why?
Because with their 4 weeks of legal training, they know they can win a case in court so they just give you the ticket, that simple.
Please feel free to enter my poll.
By the way. Whilst on holidays some years ago I met a babe sunbathing topless on a beach at Noosa. We had a few meals together, a night club or two and she asked to drive me home one evening to my sumptuous holiday villa and I could barely say no! Stopping for gas at some petrol station on the coast , while Miss X was inside paying, I noticed something and it was causing pain to my ancle. Feeling around I found the object was one of those big black Maglite torches, it had moved loose from between the seats when she had almost rolled her car while showing me how fast she could drive along the coast road.
She hadn't told me she was a Vic cop on holidays. I also joined a few dots, in charge manner, how she came on to me at the beach. What was a gentleman to do in this situation???? Goodness, I wonder.
Well, I admit, I wasn't nice to her at all and my behaviour was definitely out of character. But I can say I have definitely F**ked the police!!!
Rumps
Imagine my disgust when I enter a 'lower court' to find a 'chunky' little police woman sitting at the front benches just waiting for me to enter and sit opposite her. Her manner is all, 'look at me, uniform, holster and badges'!!!
I barely grunt a 'morning', then go about my duty of defending some poor cad from her evil, disdainful advances.
Then imagine the policewoman's distress when she finds out I have come well prepared for the case and infact, have been asked by a solicitor to give my opinion on some area of the law the case is affected by. I never take a case where I expect to lose it.
Oh sure , she has done 4 weeks of legal training at the academy and she can shoot a gun. I have 2 degrees, a Masters and well on the way to my Doctorate. Step aside Sally, you are wasting the taxpayers money again this morning.
So friends, this FE situation is one that seems to be a battle the police are winning. Why?
Because with their 4 weeks of legal training, they know they can win a case in court so they just give you the ticket, that simple.
Please feel free to enter my poll.
By the way. Whilst on holidays some years ago I met a babe sunbathing topless on a beach at Noosa. We had a few meals together, a night club or two and she asked to drive me home one evening to my sumptuous holiday villa and I could barely say no! Stopping for gas at some petrol station on the coast , while Miss X was inside paying, I noticed something and it was causing pain to my ancle. Feeling around I found the object was one of those big black Maglite torches, it had moved loose from between the seats when she had almost rolled her car while showing me how fast she could drive along the coast road.
She hadn't told me she was a Vic cop on holidays. I also joined a few dots, in charge manner, how she came on to me at the beach. What was a gentleman to do in this situation???? Goodness, I wonder.
Well, I admit, I wasn't nice to her at all and my behaviour was definitely out of character. But I can say I have definitely F**ked the police!!!
Rumps