Paris Hilton to launch 125cc team -- really, I'm not lying.

[Goop]

A not-so-classy addition to the 125 class...

Paris Hilton to launch 125cc team | The Official MotoGP Website

 

[oldfast007]

Wow, that's just sad. The season video is what, one ride in Paris...

 

[lonesoldier84]

"Hey where did that replacement front fork go? It was right here a moment ago.

God damn it Paris, get that thing out of your mouth. Eww. It's all wet now. God damn it."

 

[Smersh]

"Hey where did that replacement front fork go? It was right here a moment ago.

God damn it Paris, get that thing out of your mouth. Eww. It's all wet now. God damn it."

:rof:

The team will be renamed into "Paris", as to promote the exemplary driving record and law-abiding behavior displayed by the star.


However, if this is the beginning of the trend in high society - let me know when Angie Harmon launches a team.

 

[Jugro]

Soooo this is the next Hollywood trend
First we have "by Antonio Banderas" and now "by Paris Hilton"...

I certainly hope the next one is going too be "by Danny Trejo" then he could just stand in the pits and NOBODY would dare too compete against his team. Pretty please

 

[Goop]

Soooo this is the next Hollywood trend
First we have "by Antonio Banderas" and now "by Paris Hilton"...

I certainly hope the next one is going too be "by Danny Trejo" then he could just stand in the pits and NOBODY would dare too compete against his team. Pretty please

I guess so. Did I read correctly that Banderas is not going to have a team anymore?

 

[Andz]

Am I the only one thinking "er.... 125s are gone...."

 

[Jblk9695]

This will certainly give "Pit Service" a whole new meaning:BLAA:

Jerry

 

[lonesoldier84]

This will certainly give "Pit Service" a whole new meaning:BLAA:

Jerry

Same goes for "pole position".

 

[Goop]

Am I the only one thinking "er.... 125s are gone...."

Yes, I thought of the end of 125, and I'm hoping her rancidness doesn't leach into Moto3 :BLAA:

 

[Goop]

Same goes for "pole position".

If you put your pole in that, it will come out looking like a burnt cigarette.

 

[lonesoldier84]

If you put your pole in that, it will come out looking like a burnt cigarette.

I doubt that. It already looks like a burnt cigarette.

*Takes pole*

*Engine idling*

 

[Jugro]

I guess so. Did I read correctly that Banderas is not going to have a team anymore?

Yep
Moto2: Antonio Banderas Team Withdraws | Motorcycle News

Apparently J&J didn't want too pay anymore

After Paris it would look like a burnt cigarette where somebody stomped on the stump... I say go for it :BLAA:

 

[Goop]

I doubt that. It already looks like a burnt cigarette.

*Takes pole*

*Engine idling*

Say what?

 

[Kazza]

I am against guns and violence.

If I see her at a race next year, I'm going to shoot on sight

 

[stryken]

She needs to say out of the motorcycle arena, I think she would be a better representative for the NASCAR crowd.

:scared:

 

[Wolfman]

The 125's are just about dead anyway...in 2012, it becomes Moto 3, With 250cc four strokes, with very similar reg's to Moto 2!

Love some of the commemts about Paris! :cheer:

It's a movement up for Paris....She is normally the "town bike"....everyone gets a ride at some point!

:spank:

 

[lonesoldier84]

We should start a "Things overheard in Paris Hilton's Pit Area":


Another entry..... (no not that kind)

"NO PARIS!! That's not what a 4-stroke means."

LOL

I crack myself up.

 

[Goop]

Perhaps it's because she can't be outdone by her enemy...

Kim Kardashian set to make her NASCAR debut | The Fabulous Forum | Los Angeles Times

 

[lonesoldier84]

I'd watch more NASCAR if it meant more Kardashian.