Original jokes

[Erci]

I've no idea why I came up with them.. they sorta just came to me. I probably shouldn't share them with you all cause they're super-corny, but they made me chuckle when I thought them up, so here goes:

What do you call a French conqueror in a mine field?
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Napoleon blown apart


.. and this one just came to me today:

What do you call a constipated detective?
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No **** Sherlock

I know I know.. "don't quit the day job" :rof:

 

[motojoe122]

Oh boy......:BLAA:

Dont you have a bike to pimp out?

:Flip:

 

[TripNip]

Hah the sherlock one was brill. I love a good cheesy joke!