Nail in rear tire

[Denver_FZ6]

They are probably dead, anybody know a medium?

Tasteless? Yeah oh well, just kidding anyway.

Very... but I still laughed.

My local dealership won't patch it, says most won't. But the tech I talked with said he patches his tires and has never had a problem. New tire is in the mail ($$$ ouch). I'm sure my old tire will end up patched on some mechanics ride. They better not charge a "disposal" fee!