moto slang

[meggi46]

right now
it is 7.17 pm in Poland
You are welcome

 

[meggi46]

Observe the mirrors. Check twice.
MOTORCYCLES ARE EVERYWHERE.

Caution !

 

[meggi46]

Does anyone like speedway or know some speedway slang?

Please, please, please help...!

 

[Wh0M3]

FRIENDS VS. BIKER FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ••• that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!".

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will forward this.

This is a good one. I've seen a simlar one saying the difference between friends and Army friends.

Friends will come bail you out of jail telling you how much you f-d up
Army Friends will be sitting in jail with you saying, we f-d up.

 

[meggi46]

Can you post this saying in whole?

 

[meggi46]

 

[meggi46]

I have to show it......

 

[meggi46]

how do U name Your bike????

 

[Motogiro]

It's funny... I don't give my bikes a name..... Maybe I will call this one Suzy! :cheer:

 

[krid80]

It's funny... I don't give my bikes a name..... Maybe I will calls this one Suzy! :cheer:

Neither do I.

 

[Kazza]

I just call mine baby


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[Humperdinkel]

I call mine Scorpio because she has a Scorpion pipe & when she's in the twisties she is a little introverted like all Scorpio's :thumbup:.......... Until I unleash her , then she is an ANIMAL :rockon:

 

[meggi46]

If Dirt Bikes Were Built By Microsoft (or ridden by Bill Gates)

1. For no reason whatsoever your bike would crash twice a day.
2. Every time you wanted to ride a different track or a new trail, you’d have to buy a new bike.
3. Occasionally your bike would die for no reason, and you would accept this, restart and ride on.
4. Occasionally, something as simple as a left turn, would cause your bike to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you have to reinstall the entire engine.
5. Macintosh would make a dirt bike that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to ride, but it would only run on five percent of the tracks and trails.
6. You wouldn’t be able to race more than one bike on the same track unless you bought "BikeXP", "BikeNT", or “Bike 7”.
7. The bike would say "Are you sure?" before applying the brakes.
8. For no reason whatsoever, your bike would sometimes refuse to run until you grabbed the plug wire, stuck your finger in the exhaust, and used the kick start, all at the same time.
9. You would be required to wear riding gear manufactured by the same company who built your dirt bike. Deleting this option would cause the bike's performance to drop by 50% or more.
10. Every time a manufacturer introduced a new model, buyers would have to learn to ride all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old bike.
11. You'd press the "Start" button to shut off the engine.

 

[Fz6Sa]

If Dirt Bikes Were Built By Microsoft (or ridden by Bill Gates)

1. For no reason whatsoever your bike would crash twice a day.
2. Every time you wanted to ride a different track or a new trail, you’d have to buy a new bike.
3. Occasionally your bike would die for no reason, and you would accept this, restart and ride on.
4. Occasionally, something as simple as a left turn, would cause your bike to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you have to reinstall the entire engine.
5. Macintosh would make a dirt bike that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to ride, but it would only run on five percent of the tracks and trails.
6. You wouldn’t be able to race more than one bike on the same track unless you bought "BikeXP", "BikeNT", or “Bike 7”.
7. The bike would say "Are you sure?" before applying the brakes.
8. For no reason whatsoever, your bike would sometimes refuse to run until you grabbed the plug wire, stuck your finger in the exhaust, and used the kick start, all at the same time.
9. You would be required to wear riding gear manufactured by the same company who built your dirt bike. Deleting this option would cause the bike's performance to drop by 50% or more.
10. Every time a manufacturer introduced a new model, buyers would have to learn to ride all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old bike.
11. You'd press the "Start" button to shut off the engine.

If I recall this one correctly, the answer fra Gates was something like :

And If General Motors made computers we would still be using a Commodore 64 ......

:spank:

 

[Motogiro]

If I recall this one correctly, the answer fra Gates was something like :

And If General Motors made computers we would still be using a Commodore 64 ......

:spank:

And using a 6502 8 bit instead of a V8...... :rof:

 

[Wh0M3]

That was great thanks for the laugh.

 

[meggi46]

Ride, eat, sleep...repeat.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.

If you don't ride in the rain you don't ride.

You don’t stop riding because you’re getting old, but you get old when you stop riding.

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Sometimes it takes a whole thankful of fuel before you can think straight.

You never see a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist’s office.

Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.

Remember the time when sex was safe and motorcycles where dangerous.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow there won't be.

The difference between take a cage and riding a motorcycle is the same as watching the world go by and being a part of the world.

Riding a motorcycle vs driving a car is like the difference between watching a sporting event on TV and playing in the game.

Asphalt. The Word's Fastest Tattoo Remover

When life throws you a curve, lean into it.

 

[meggi46]

Do You use such expression as

LAW MAKER (riding very riskly)

POWER RANGER (sunday motorcycle riders, never in the rain)

CARVING (riding very har and fast through curves)

T-BONE (accident when rider hits another vehicle in the side)

SWEEP (the last riders in a group)

 

[Motogiro]

Do You use such expression as

LAW MAKER (riding very riskly)

POWER RANGER (sunday motorcycle riders, never in the rain)

CARVING (riding very har and fast through curves)

T-BONE (accident when rider hits another vehicle in the side)

SWEEP (the last riders in a group)

I just know "Power Ranger" from the difference in being totally geared up like in leathers instead of a person that rides with no protection...."Squid"

I don't know "Law Maker"

Yes on all the rest! :rockon:

 

[meggi46]

I supposed that it is not in use becasue it was from some dictionary...