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Free bump for my girl, Maggie
What do you call your bike?
What do you call your bike?
moto slang
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meggi46
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My bike is made by company of Romet Motors.
I am a girl so I call "him" Romek, it is Polish boy's name: Roman or Romek
but if I have Fazer or CBR or Ninja it won't be so simple hihi,,,,
It will be my lover LOL
I am a girl so I call "him" Romek, it is Polish boy's name: Roman or Romek
but if I have Fazer or CBR or Ninja it won't be so simple hihi,,,,
It will be my lover LOL
meggi46
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http://www.600riders.com/forum/fz6-general-discussion/32725-you-may-motorcyclist-if.html
Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms. ......
Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back
Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms. ......
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meggi46
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The Heart Surgeon and the Motorcycle Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when
he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was
there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working
on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So, Doc, look at this engine.
I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in
and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small
salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically
the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the
mechanic ...
"Try doing it with the engine running!"
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when
he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was
there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working
on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So, Doc, look at this engine.
I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in
and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small
salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically
the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the
mechanic ...
"Try doing it with the engine running!"
meggi46
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A funny way to mow the lawn...
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LeaN69
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Hahaha Nice t-shirts!!
as for honda motorcycles passing by, I always say "hes popping that V-tec" :spank:
as for honda motorcycles passing by, I always say "hes popping that V-tec" :spank:
Wh0M3
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I named my bike Yammie. I know it's not that original.
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NICE!!! :rockon:
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Elanor ...... (For the same reason as the car in 60 seconds)
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The original I hope, not that crappy remake with Mr Cage
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I call mine Scorpio because it has a "sting" in its tail or is it that the right wrist :BLAA:
or is it that the right wrist :BLAA:
meggi46
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Polish advertisment:
Safe in every coniditons
Safe in every coniditons
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FRIENDS VS. BIKER FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ••• that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!".
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will forward this.
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ••• that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!".
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will forward this.
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What time is dinner? We are coming over! Hahaha!