Limericks

[Bram]

limerick 1:

Yamaha Yamaha FZ six,
On full throttle I'm ****ting bricks.
Getting me from A to B,
But don't bother i'm to fast to see.

I'm her king And she's my crown,
She even forgave me I layed her down.
Crashpads for her, leathers for me,
A fullgrown babemagnet, we will be.

To my girlfriend who reads this post,
Don't blame me, blame the host.
Only Yamaha, no need for a fling,
My first my last my everything.



Limerick 2:

I had a cat once,
She died.

 

[ste]

There once was a bike in Nantucket
It was crashed and left in a bucket
It was broken and beat
and as i needed a seat
i bought it that day
from a guy named ray
and now when i fart
i still think of that part
in that old black bucket in Nantucket