An older fellow had his dick sheared off in a work accident..laying in the hospital the surgon told him not to worry we can rebuild that nowadays.... the cost is $1000 an inch, and looking at your insurance policy , i see your good for $7000 , your wife is coming here now so you 2 can disscuss it, mayby you'll want to kick in a little extra $....later that day the surgon checks in with the older fellow , " well , what did you decide on ? the patient responds " well doc. ......looks like were going with the new washer , dryer and counter tops....................! :spank: :thumbup:
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