I was doing the safety inspection ride (last minute check for full road closure) for a cycle race. Was about 2/3 of the way on the course, the dawn was breaking to my right, on a wide highway, doing about 200km/h (was closed track).
Under a bridge, in the dark, i hit a "tarantaal", a local guinea fowl.
My front wheel hit it first, then it hit my engine, my boots got a decent covering, and splattered the rest of the bike. Telling you the bike "wobbled" is an understatement.
I had less than 15 minutes before the first cycles were released, so still being right side up, decided to leg it to the start finish line. It was at ground level, bit higher and it would have been ugly.
I can only thank God it wasn't a brick. (our locals think a brick in the road is a great idea to stop cars to rob them). All i can say is i didn't even see it.