Rode the FZ to work Friday. Beautiful ride in no issues. As I was approaching the house on the way home I did a number of very stupid things in succession that ended with me face down in the driveway and my bike on it's side.
Coming down my street I have to make a 90* left turn into the driveway which is a fairly steep but short down hill. At the bottom of the hill I take a 90* right turn into the garage.
So I take the left in first gear, hand on the front brake, foot on the rear brake and then I make mistake #1. I take my left hand off the grip to reach into my pocket to push the electric garage door button.
Now I do mistake #2. I try to start the 90* right turn toward the garage with one hand that is already trying to modulate the throttle and the front brake.
Mistake #3 is not pushing the button completely so the garage doesn't go up, so now I'm 1/2 way into a right turn one handed and the door isn't open.
Mistake #4, I panic and grab a fist full of front brake and go from 5mph to 0mph in< 1 sec. So I'm 1/2 way through a 90* right turn with my left hand buried in my coat pocket, my feet still on the pegs and the bike is stopped......I'm going over to my right.
Luckily I get my right foot down fast, get my hand out of the pocket,and grab the left grip just in time to let go with my right hand and brace myself before I hit the driveway. With my right foot I hopped out to the point that my body was away from the bike far enough that I could just flatten out on my belly as my left hand dropped the bike on it's side as gently as possible. Of course all of this happened in a split second.
The bike stalled when it went on it's side so it was not running. I think it has a tipover switch to shut it down so it doesn't run without oil being pumped through it properly.
I jumped,up, turned the key off and immediately grabbed the handlebars and lifted the bike up, (amazing what adrenaline can do). Then I proceeded to check myself. The gear did exactly what it was suppose to do. Not even a scuff on the gloves or jacket. The helmet never hit the ground. I was only wearing a pair of heavy (but not MC) jeans and they showed no scuff or wear.
Now I walked all around the bike and the only damage I can find is the right frame slider looks a bit scuffed and the end is crushed down a bit so the hole where the bolt goes in is oval shaped instead of round. When I first tried to restart the bike it cranked but didn't start, so I turned it off again, waited a minute and then turned it back on. I figured all of the electronics may need to reset them self after the the tipover switch had cut the engine off. Sure enough it then restarted. I opened the garage and rode in. I guess I was lucky and laid it down softly enough that neither the bar end or right foot peg didn't get scuffed. I would have been really upset with myself if I had put scratches on it before it even has it's 600 mile service.
Next time I come to a complete stop in front of the garage. Put the bike in neutral with both feet on the ground and then pull out the door opener. Lesson learned!! OH, probably should get back on Ebay and order another set of frame sliders. Since buying the bike I've probably spent over $500 on gear and acessories, but the $20 frames sliders were the best money I've sepnt so far.