Favourite bumper stickers

[Doorag]

I'll start...

"If you're going to ride my ass, you could at least pull my hair."

 

[jazzpaintball]

I have to say the greatest one i saw was about 6 years or so ago.
It was in response to the anit-gun activity after Columbine

"Blaming guns for what happened Columbine is like blaming spoons for Rosie O'Donnell being fat"

Although some others I like are the Ass Family, and the good ole kid pissing on HONDA

 

[champion221elite]

"My kid kicked your honor students ass"

"Warning... driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition"

"Keep working... millions on welfare are counting on you"

 

[niben001]

... Nobama...

 

[The Toecutter]

Saw this one on a Redneck's truck, made me spit coke on my windsheild........."If God did'nt want us to eat animal's..He would'nt have made them out of Meat" ....:rof:

 

[Hobanm45]

"God bless our troops.......especially our snipers."

 

[n1one]

My father had this one:

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

 

[scottsst]

"Cash Grass or Ass no one rides for free"

"my Coliee is smarter than you honor student"

"my other ride is your girl friend"

"horn broken watch for finger"

"if you don't like my my driving call 1-800 @#$-@#$%"

 

[n1one]

My father had this one:

"Keep honking, I'm reloading"

 

[wildman]

"Lost your Cat? Try looking under my tires."

:thumbup:

"I still miss my Ex, but my aim is improving."

 

[PLANEMAN]

"So many cats....So few recipes"

 

[The Toecutter]

"So many cats....So few recipes"

Reminded me of this one......"I LOVE ANIMAL'S.....THEY TASTE GREAT"

 

[mbramlett]

"I'm only Driving so fast cause I really have to poo"

"My other ride is your dauthter"

and the always classic "watch for finger...Horn is broken"

 

[ender]

"Drive now, talk later"

"Watch out for motorcycles"

 

[ELIZABETH]

Saw this one on a Redneck's truck, made me spit coke on my windsheild........."If God did'nt want us to eat animal's..He would'nt have made them out of Meat" ....:rof:

My husband saw this one, shortly after the PETA group was upset about the President killing a fly. "PETA...People Eating Tasty Animals."

 

[forwil]

I wish they made welfare as hard to get as a building permit

Vegetarians taste better

 

[sjryser]

Crappy Car = Shiny New Bike

 

[Andz]

Women who know me call me Mr. Big

My karma just ran over your dogma

If this van's a rockin', don't bother knockin'

Don't laugh your daughter may be inside

I'd rather eat worms than ride a Honda

If you value your life as much as I value this Yamaha, don't f*&k with it


And one very strange one I saw a couple of years ago:

All hail Saddam Hussein, the man who defied the world

 

[fast blue one]

My favourite is the one that says "THINK BIKE"

 

[Fred]

On my neighbor's son's car:

"Support the police. Beat yourself up."

And the one I want, and will have to make is a small Calvin Pissing, being pissed on by a larger Calvin Pissing sticker. That one will need some work with scissors to make, but should be good for a laugh.

Fred