Engrish!

[Andz]

This sticker is on the inside of a new toilet seat we installed recently:

Anyone else got examples? Preferably not off the web :spank:

 

[Pauly_V]

The owner manual for my Kymco scooter is a pretty good read. I'll have to find it and snap some pics of the translation.. if it can be called translation. LoL..

 

[4drfocus]

(Don't wash it with the sharp objects) What! you mean I can't put it in the dishwasher.

 

[lonesoldier84]

That's not that bad really. Don't use sharp things to wash it or you'll damage the surface.

 

[sxty8goats]

Don't put something heavy and hard on it ,EG Water

"Please do not put water on this toilet"

Rock on..

 

[Dr.Landau]

A few months back my GF and I took a lil' vacation.
We're both nurses and found this fittingly funny.

 

[Steph]

I don't have a pictue of it, but on my curling iron was a warning that said..."Do not use while asleep"

 

[stevesnj]

and your actually going to put you ass on that seat! Buy a seat from the USA. We sometimes speak Engrish here.

 

[Goop]

I don't have a pic, but a chinese take-out restaurant in my home town always had a sign in the window that said:

"WE DELIVERY!"

 

[ELIZABETH]

The Thai House restaurant in our town serves "DUMPING" soup.
I have never dared to try it. :BLAA: