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A man was seated next to a kid on an airplane. Man: "Let's talk." Kid: Okay, what should we talk about?" Man (making fun of the kid): "How about nuclear power?" Kid: "Very interesting topic. But first let me ask you a question...Horses, cows & deer all eat grass, yet a deer excretes pellets...

Hope this link works, as it's really kinda cool https://www.facebook.com/ronbachr/videos/10203326590244085/

PARKING TICKET My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an...

Get your motor runnin'....

Do not turn here!

Slow day at work...

This would never happen to me. (My wife never makes breakfast) She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing on the t-shirt she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly "You've got to make love...

A little education for everyone...

This would drive my wife crazy...

Gee, and I own two sports bikes!

I love the joke, but is this vehicle for real?

Dashboard warning lights explained:

Who knew beer & ATMs don't mix? http://giant.gfycat.com/WatchfulAlarmedHorseshoecrab.gif

A real groaner..

Thanks, now that song is stuck in my head! :spank:

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a...

As someone who's been working in IT since *ahem* 1976, I can appreciate this!

Thinning the herd, so to speak...

I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's natural for a child to lose a parent, but it's SO unnatural for a parent to lose a child. Unfortunately I too know that first hand. Your sister and her husband are in my thoughts, as are you....

A guy on a local forum posted this regarding "Dangerous Biker Gangs" Okay, so if you've been keeping up with this biker-gang rumble down in Texas, I think people are anxious and I just saw a quickie video on my news feed on how to spot a "dangerous biker" from a "normal biker". I find this...