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Tutorial on how to pick up women

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Lesson 1:

Women like assertiveness.

Lesson 2:

Women secretly like being belittled and insulted...it makes them feel submissive and they all enjoy that.

Lesson 3:

When in doubt, become aggressive towards the woman. If the woman does not seem interested in you it will help you out if you become aggressive.

Lesson 4:

If the woman is ignoring you, this does not mean she is not interested, she is simply playing cat and mouse games in an attempt to entice you. Don't stand for this rubbish, your time is valuable.

Lesson 5:

Threaten the woman to achieve objectives. It is extremely effective.

Lesson 6:

Patience is NOT a virtue. If you feel the relationship is not proceeding as you had planned, take control of the situation.

Lesson 7:

Women LOVE assertive men. The more assertive the better. Assertiveness to the point of rage is such a turn-on.

Lesson 8:

If you are greek you are guaranteed any woman you want.

Lesson 9:

Every woman wants a stud, if you explain to the woman just how desireable you are, she will do everything in her power not to miss out on the opportunity to be with you.


All of these lessons and more can be demonstrated in the following real-life romantic escapades of this man....who can only be described as the one the only....Daddy-Mack!!

Dimitri the Stud Leaves a Voicemail - CollegeHumor video


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and for those of you who may not have caught on....the humour was tongue in cheek on my part haha.
 
I'm 19 and single, the FZ6 gets me all the ladies.....

Well maybe not, but they dig it.

For some reason I have found that being a smarta$$ is a good way to get girls. Most girls dont like the "nice" or "good" guy, and go for the "jerks"

Owell, whatever works.
 
I'm 19 and single, the FZ6 gets me all the ladies.....

Well maybe not, but they dig it.

For some reason I have found that being a smarta$$ is a good way to get girls. Most girls dont like the "nice" or "good" guy, and go for the "jerks"

Owell, whatever works.

haha ya but dmitri takes it to another level. a level on which he is alone.
 
It is possible to reach a girl by being a nice guy; but you need to be original at the same time. If you're just a typical nice guy then they'll get bored and leave.

Try to be original, but in a nice way. At least that's what I like.
 
how about just being yourself. lol. i think thats the best and only advice for this issue. different types for everyone. dont force something to happen, it'll just happen.
 
haha im just gonna focus on school for now, thanks for the offer J, but as I told Elm, I'm not looking for anyone right this moment.... If I change my mind you'll be the first to know. Sorry to have to break the news to you like this, honey, in front of everyone and all... but it's for the best.

*puts hand on shoulder*

We'll always be friends.

:)
 
haha im just gonna focus on school for now, thanks for the offer J, but as I told Elm, I'm not looking for anyone right this moment.... If I change my mind you'll be the first to know. Sorry to have to break the news to you like this, honey, in front of everyone and all... but it's for the best.

*puts hand on shoulder*

We'll always be friends.

:)

sorry buddy, that wasn't an "offer"....in your dreams. :rolleyes:
 
how about just being yourself.

Quite a large number of people in this world are jerks, sociopaths, egotistical, violent, or just plain annoying. These people should not be themselves, ever.

Telling somebody with personality problems to "be themselves" is not going to solve anything.

Better advice, in my (single) opinion is to think about the person you want to be, and work to become that person.

Sorry, I got all serious for a minute there. Now back to your "personified gorilla trying to seduce a married woman" thread. :thumbup:

Fred
 
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