A Fairy Tale For The Guys

[GTPAddict]

Once upon a time, a young Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"



And the Princess said, "No!!!"



And so the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony. And he banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work. And all his friends and family thought he was 'freakin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.



The End

 

[degake]

But what happened to the Princess? :BLAA:

Grtz,


Degake

 

[Motogiro]

But what happened to the Princess? :BLAA:

Grtz,


Degake

:cheer::cheer::BLAA:I got the Princess and now she's my Queen!:cheer::cheer::BLAA: :Flip:

:rof::rof::rof:

And I still get to blow enormous farts!

 

[Dave.TX]

It's free gas, I s'pose. Cliff, you're a dork. We'll keep ya around anyway.

 

[degake]

:cheer::cheer::BLAA:I got the Princess and now she's my Queen!:cheer::cheer::BLAA: :Flip:

:rof::rof::rof:

And I still get to blow enormous farts!

I don't call my love my Queen, as she's a lot more like a dictator :ban:
No, seriously, to call her my Queen would mean she's an old tart :Flip:
And we're just at the beginning of our life....

I think I'll go with the First lady And guess who will be president?? My son (I really don't have a thing to say :ban

As for blowing farts, I used to do so, but I had to stop due to environmental penalties
Maybe I should modify my CAT to filter those particles out!!:BLAA:

Grtz,


Degake

 

[degake]

It's free gas, I s'pose. Cliff, you're a dork. We'll keep ya around anyway.

Aaah, the wonders of the internet: we won't have to smell a thing. :cheer:

Now where are those next-gen computers with an added dimension to the 3D experience?? :Flip:

Grtz,


Degake

 

[ebster1085]

Got this at work a few weeks ago..classic