How Australian are you?

[Cloned]

I gave up after the second question :spank:

Funny story though, when I was traveling in Asia, everyone (including Aussies) thought I was Australian. Until they noticed my American accent that is. They just saw me walking or hanging out in a bar and assumed I was Australian, no idea why.

 

[Kazza]

17/18 - got the Neighbours one wrong. Guessed the Home & Away one.

Seriously, on the British watch that 5h1T.... LOL

 

[Wolfman]

17/18 - got the Neighbours one wrong. Guessed the Home & Away one.

Seriously, on the British watch that 5h1T.... LOL

The British, and the mother of my second child! She is fully addicted...tapes Neighbours when she is out, is mortified, when she misses it....and i mean mortified....it's tragic!

 

[Kazza]

:shakehead:

I'm not a soap opera kinda girl. Don't watch many series at all, apart from things Dexter, Shameless, True Blood and The Tudors.

Then there are programs like Top Gear and, of course, most sporting programs, with the exception of AFL, tennis, golf, swimming and gymnastics.

 

[Wolfman]

:shakehead:

I'm not a soap opera kinda girl. Don't watch many series at all, apart from things Dexter, Shameless, True Blood and The Tudors.

Then there are programs like Top Gear and, of course, most sporting programs, with the exception of AFL, tennis, golf, swimming and gymnastics.

Never even heard of Shameless, and the Tudors...

 

[Kazza]

Shameless is AWESOME.

White trash family in Manchester on a housing estate - brilliant. SBS shows it - excellent.

The Tudors, Foxtel - Henry VIII and his 6 wives. Girl thing

 

[Wolfman]

Shameless is AWESOME.

White trash family in Manchester on a housing estate - brilliant. SBS shows it - excellent.

The Tudors, Foxtel - Henry VIII and his 6 wives. Girl thing

I only watch Motorsport, AFL, Cricket, and all the blokey channels like the History Channel, Discovery, Turbo, etc....

Jess has the thing on the Lifestyle Health & Living Channel all the freaking time though...anything to do with Babies normally!

 

[Motogiro]

Have you tried Vegimite Cliff? :scared:
I could only handle one bite of it (you need a strong stomach & no sense of smell)

Was going to try it today but got busy away from home and ate something else but will try it tomorrow....

 

[Kazza]

I only watch Motorsport, AFL, Cricket, and all the blokey channels like the History Channel, Discovery, Turbo, etc....

Jess has the thing on the Lifestyle Health & Living Channel all the freaking time though...anything to do with Babies normally!

Yep, Mike is hooked on Discovery, Turbo etc, and we both like the cooking/lifestyle channel.

As for anything with babies.... no so.

I make a good aunty. I'll leave it at that

 

[ozzieboy]

:shakehead:

I'm not a soap opera kinda girl. Don't watch many series at all, apart from things Tighlight (the story of gay vegetarian vampires) Dexter, Shameless, True Blood and The Tudors.

Then there are programs like Top Gear and, of course, most sporting programs, with the exception of AFL, tennis, golf, swimming and gymnastics.

^^^ Amended your post in bold:thumbup::BLAA:

 

[Kazza]

^^^ Amended your post in bold:thumbup::BLAA:

That was uncalled for :spank:

You'll keep :sinister:

 

[Humperdinkel]

Humpy, Humpy, Humpy......

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Fancy knowing all the details of those two soaps:spank::spank:.:BLAA:

:rof: I have 2 excuses for my behavior 1. Wife 2. Teenage Daughter :shakehead: Now can you see why I ride :BLAA:

 

[ozzieboy]

Don't worry Kazza. You'll be able to talk all about Twighlight with mr. Humpy in Tassie. Sounds like he's a bit of a closet fan:BLAA:.

Fancy blaming the wife and kids mate...sheese! I suppose your dog whacks in a lot too:BLAA:.

 

[Kazza]

Don't worry Kazza. You'll be able to talk all about Twighlight with mr. Humpy in Tassie. Sounds like he's a bit of a closet fan:BLAA:.

Fancy blaming the wife and kids mate...sheese! I suppose your dog whacks in a lot too:BLAA:.

Yeah, I'm thinking about getting him a "team Edward" t-shirt, since he seems to know the characters name LOL

 

[Humperdinkel]

^^^ Amended your post in bold:thumbup::BLAA:

:rof: Someone please give this man a rep for me :rof: post of the day Mikey :thumbup:

 

[Humperdinkel]

Yeah, I'm thinking about getting him a "team Edward" t-shirt, since he seems to know the characters name LOL

Just make it out of dunny paper & we'll be right :BLAA:

 

[ozzieboy]

Just make it out of dunny paper & we'll be right :BLAA:

Is that "sparkly" dunny paper?:BLAA:

 

[Kazza]

Is that "sparkly" dunny paper?:BLAA:

Yep, only real men sparkle :BLAA:

 

[Wolfman]

Yep, only real men sparkle :BLAA:

I can only think of one response to that, 2 words, and it starts with F, and finishes with F!!!

REAL MEN do not "sparkle", it's only turd burglars, with plucked eyebrows, and fake tans that "sparkle"....

Now, that's Australian! Calling Metro's turd burglars!!!

:BLAA:

 

[Kriswithak]

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oy, oy, oy. How'd ya do, mate?

Total Score: 14/18

The truly depressing part is however that I actually guessed all those answers (well almost all) and got all the lame home and away lamefest answers right!

The only thing manly about Twifail is the fact that men as a whole in conjunction with following the male code of conduct didn't kill the author for her works, which really should have started a new age library burning era to make sure all copies where totally destroyed.
The only benefit of the entire series is you can ask a guy if he has seen or read it, and if he says yes, then admits to liking it know that he is gay, without a *sparkly* shadow of doubt.