Fun/First Thoughts/Threads

[oldfast007]

So, I couldn't help but think of some "one line responses" to all the various thread titles we view each day. You know, what "pops" into your head when first see the title. Not knowing exactly what the thread content is ....or, even if you do...
So I figured we could share some of ours, just for fun, not trying to criticize anyone's "threads". Just having a little humor with em', I'll even pick on my own. Examples:

Windscreens - what am I missing??? "Bugs in your teeth"

5.1 gallons? Ever been done? " Nope, couldn't drink that much beer if tried"

Went for a ride today " That's nice, we are FZ6 owners, it's what we do"

Anyone remove this? " Yup, by accident, had a doctor re-attach it"

What oil filter should I get? " One that fits"

hand guards and fairings? "Oh my"

What's a good price for a new 07? "Free would be good"

You know some of you think this from time to time, lets have a little fun:Flash:

So, pick a thread title and post some good ones...

 

[tasop7]

Thread title - Handlebar risers?
First thoughts - "Yes, they raise the handlebars"

Thread title - Oil ??????
First thoughts - "Yes, our bike needs that!"

Thread title - Favorite Food to BBQ???
First thoughts - "Mmmm, food"

 

[jtarkany]

Anyone tried these? - "Yes, and they're delicious" :drool:

 

[scottsst]

More fun with Iraqi Donkeys .... hey now I don't think I need to see that ... ( takes another drink of beer ) well on second though maybe I do need to see that "click"

 

[Raid The Revenge]

Boring
Boring
Boring
Interesting (check topic) - Everybody said the right stuff. Good job team.
Boring
Unrelated to the FZ6 by a mile.
Boring
Interesting (check thread) - Good for you!
Boring
Useless Poll (1/25 it's actually a GOOD poll)
Boring
Boring
Oil Topic --> Amsoil Synthetic is the best you imbecile!
Boring
Boring
* --> Insert <GOOD TOPIC> here. (Always near the end of the list)
Boring

 

[lonesoldier84]

i always have to resist posting these in the threads themselves....so this idea of yours is a godsend ill just post em here from now on

thread = Need Help-Bike wont start!?

me = "try the key"

 

[Texperkin]

Brilliant idea for a thread!!!!

"Has anyone tried these with a full fairing" - Sure. We got all the way to position 37 before the fairing really started getting in the way. :spank:

 

[Drinky]

"Why is the PureONE oil filter yellow?" ::because its no longer blue...

 

[lonesoldier84]

Handlebar risers?

...are for girls.

 

[jazzpaintball]

whats the best thing you have taken home from an MSF course
"i still like that ninja 250 i took"

do you ever do this at a light?
"yea, but i got in trouble for it was technically in a public place....."

Uneven chicken strips
"damn i hate it when that happens, They never cook right..."

Paint problem
"i cant stop smelling it"

FZ6R sightings
"HAHA - look that that fool!!!"

Anyone In Portland
"hell no, that place was deserted years ago....."

 

[lonesoldier84]

Uneven chicken strips
"damn i hate it when that happens, They never cook right..."

haha i almost spit up my morning tea all over the monitor. had to hold it back.

 

[necrotimus]

"2 Hose or not to 2Hose?"
-Why stop at 2 ho's when you could have 3 or 4?
-2bros b4 2hose
-Is this a poll only women should respond to?
-Hamlet had a motorcycle?
-WHERE MY BITCHES AT!!?

 

[jazzpaintball]

dirty bike pics
"Ohh wow, check out this naked R1, those cans CAN NOT be real... "

 

[Have2BeFree]

Eminem gets a facefull of butt - "And he liked it?"

First Fishtail - "Is that like a fish fry? Mmmm.......I'm hungry."

This is a great thread - made me laugh at work!

 

[oldfast007]

I think my bars may be twisted - According to my therapist, I should be cured in one year...

 

[lonesoldier84]

"2 Hose or not to 2Hose?"

-2bros b4 2hose

hahahahahahah

that is going in my sig

 

[lonesoldier84]

i scratched my whole bike using this!

-yah man, steel wool is not good for paint.

 

[mstewar1]

"Anyone tried these?"
What, posting a new thread with an inane, uninformative title?

This is a funny thread.

 

[lonesoldier84]

Phiten necklaces

-this is a family forum so I'm not gonna say it

 

[scottsst]

"100posts"

=hey everyone look at me I have no life and I just proved it .

=I have just sucessfully posted worthless crap 100 times arn't I cool .