FZ6 gets me laid

[lordplayer]

Ok I got dumped last Saturday and to make myself feel better I leave a note on a girls car next to where I park my bike. She was the first note passer though as she left an apple on my bike for the first day of school - the note said, the new bike (the FZ6) is badass.

Well then a day later and its a phone number and that same day its 70's style porn video. She has tons of other issues though dudes so I'm not pursuing this one as a serious girlfriend, but it goes to show that motorcycles have the possibility of attracting certain types of girls.:thumbup:

 

[Botch]

What kind of apple?




:justkidding:
:needpics:

Congrats! I'll need to try that angle! :thumbup:

 

[MisterX]

What kind of apple?




:justkidding:
:needpics:

Congrats! I'll need to try that angle! :thumbup:

Dude... awesome. :rof:

X

 

[lordplayer]

It was red, but not red delicious. I'm gonna say johnygold?

Well, my girlfriend before could've given a rats a-- about my bike obsession. What the hell, bro?

 

[mikebike]

so is she a sturdy minnesoooota girl wid good birthin hips.... eh???

 

[Discofrank]

why cant i meet girls like that haer in perth

 

[lordplayer]

so is she a sturdy minnesoooota girl wid good birthin hips.... eh???

Actually she's got a load of psychological issues and baggage like you won't believe. The only kind of girl I can attract.

 

[FZ-B]

Actually she's got a load of psychological issues and baggage like you won't believe. The only girl kind of girl I can attract.

you have no idea brother....no idea....

 

[imusuallyuseless]

Actually she's got a load of psychological issues and baggage like you won't believe. The only girl kind of girl I can attract.

Seriously bro, that's the only kind they make here on earth...just some of them are better at hiding it than others...:scared:

 

[kustom17]

Seriously bro, that's the only kind they make here on earth...just some of them are better at hiding it than others...:scared:

AMEN... all women are crazy.... the good ones just hide it very well



p.s.

this is one of the best threads I've read so far!
makes me wanna go riding

 

[Sawblade]

I always try to bring an extra helmet when I go riding. Girls tend to grab the helmet and jump right on before I even ask if they want a ride.


That is until I take my helmet off and they found out that's not just an avatar.
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[reiobard]

congrats, that is the type of stuff you only read about (Note: we are all only reading about it other than you). Good luck with everything and who knows,any girl that likes bikes can't be all bad...

 

[damnpoor]

I always try to bring an extra helmet when I go riding. Girls tend to grab the helmet and jump right on before I even ask if they want a ride.


That is until I take my helmet off and they found out that's not just an avatar.
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I almost bought a second helmet just because all my female friends want a ride.

 

[jsteinb95]

*sigh* boys :shakehead:

 

[Gopher]

any girl that likes bikes can't be all bad...

Oh no!? The last "bird" I saw getting on a bike... was about 22 Stone (thats in weight for you US folks)... she seemed to have a little whispy beard... and was mounting some sort of cheap Harley look-alike dressed in leathers!.... Talk about the wrong stuff!!!

And yes... it was female (allegedly)

 

[jsteinb95]

Oh no!? The last \"bird\" I saw getting on a bike... was about 22 Stone (thats in weight for you US folks)... she seemed to have a little whispy beard... and was mounting some sort of cheap Harley look-alike dressed in leathers!.... Talk about the wrong stuff!!!

And yes... it was female (allegedly)

We call those cross dressers or transvestites.

I don't think Rob was talking about Harley "chicks"

 

[Tailgate]

why cant i meet girls like that haer in perth

Get out! Everybody knows that women are everywhere in Australia. At one time, no, Australia was PAYING guys to relocate there?

 

[dickieD]

i wish i could get chicks with the bike.. i just get holler'd at on the road.. but the old lady would kill me.. if that happened...:spank:lol

 

[Doorag]

Actually she's got a load of psychological issues and baggage like you won't believe. The only kind of girl I can attract.

Those are the best kind - just don't get too attached or let them get too attached to you.

 

[FZ-B]

Those are the best kind - just don't get too attached or let them get too attached to you.

That's what "those kind" do.....