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raja777m
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lol wood body panels..!
Had to stop for about 4 grocery items on the way home. The clerk keyed in the first three, and I saw the total would be $20 and change; I pulled a $20 out of my wallet and the change out of my pocket.
He said, "That'll be $20.36, please". I gave him the twenty, a quarter, a dime, and a penny. He looked at it, a long time. He punched it into the register. He stared, and then counted what was in his hand, again. He looked up at me, and asked, "How did you know this was exactly $20.36??"
Somewhere, in the distance, a dog barked.
This afternoon I realized, by keeping the straight face that I did, I really should be hired as trump's Press Secretary. I am uniquely qualified. Blah
He said, "That'll be $20.36, please". I gave him the twenty, a quarter, a dime, and a penny. He looked at it, a long time. He punched it into the register. He stared, and then counted what was in his hand, again. He looked up at me, and asked, "How did you know this was exactly $20.36??"
Somewhere, in the distance, a dog barked.
This afternoon I realized, by keeping the straight face that I did, I really should be hired as trump's Press Secretary. I am uniquely qualified. Blah
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^^^^^^^ I also see this happening more often......^^^^^^
Is it Mary Jane or the Huffing?
I don't always get the dog barking in the distance......Lol!
Is it Mary Jane or the Huffing?
I don't always get the dog barking in the distance......Lol!
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Marcin
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Oh my...I'm going to use it to teach English in my scholl. I wonder how many kids will laugh at the end 
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raja777m
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Spoiler ahead:
"Yours loving daughter,
Alice"
rofl on that.
I don't see any problem with this.....
lghtmgr
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Nothing expresses the Peace and Solemnity of the Christmas season like the uplifting Herald of Trumpets:
http://www.maxbass.com/audio/The%20Last%20Trumpet%20Christmas.mp3
http://www.maxbass.com/audio/The%20Last%20Trumpet%20Christmas.mp3
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What the hell was that :don'tknow::don'tknow::don'tknow:
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Merry Princemas everybody!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfwTdqf2bZ8
[video=youtube;kfwTdqf2bZ8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfwTdqf2bZ8[/video]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfwTdqf2bZ8
[video=youtube;kfwTdqf2bZ8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfwTdqf2bZ8[/video]
The Crazy/Hot Matrix. How to understand women in one simple lesson.
[video=youtube;hKWmFWRVLlU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU[/video]
Where was this, 40 years ago???
[video=youtube;hKWmFWRVLlU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU[/video]
Where was this, 40 years ago???
ltdillard
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Perhaps this has been posted before, but thought it was pretty funny.
raja777m
Ride like you own it..!
ha ha, lol, we need to study and replicate them, Unicorn zone.
FailArmy for December 2016 - some did well!
YouTube FailArmy December 2016
[video=youtube_share;UySMc2yE6Ks]https://youtu.be/UySMc2yE6Ks[/video]
YouTube FailArmy December 2016
[video=youtube_share;UySMc2yE6Ks]https://youtu.be/UySMc2yE6Ks[/video]
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Took the dog for a 5km walk last night and the cat came too. Across roads and around fields, mad cat.
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Monica A
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Mr. A does all these things for me, I have a far more stressful job than him. He is almost always home before me too and has dinner ready :cheer: