Had to stop for about 4 grocery items on the way home. The clerk keyed in the first three, and I saw the total would be $20 and change; I pulled a $20 out of my wallet and the change out of my pocket.
He said, "That'll be $20.36, please". I gave him the twenty, a quarter, a dime, and a penny. He looked at it, a long time. He punched it into the register. He stared, and then counted what was in his hand, again. He looked up at me, and asked, "How did you know this was exactly $20.36??"
Somewhere, in the distance, a dog barked.
This afternoon I realized, by keeping the straight face that I did, I really should be hired as trump's Press Secretary. I am uniquely qualified. Blah
The Crazy/Hot Matrix. How to understand women in one simple lesson.
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Where was this, 40 years ago???