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My friends were laughing about this the other day. In case you can't tell from the pic, a moth decided to crawl under my windscreen and spend its final moments there. It may be there for a while...
Pray you're not inhaling, with the faceshield up, next time you hit 86 mph...
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A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was quite young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals".
"Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10???!!!! But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's one lying bastard, he's never been out of the garden."
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was quite young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years".
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals".
"Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10???!!!! But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's one lying bastard, he's never been out of the garden."
Certainly true for some drivers
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A little musician humor... Blah
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How Triumphs are made??
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tejkowskit
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Waiting for that rope to give..
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Mannn - that's just wrong! You beat me too iT! :spank::spank: Blah
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Things your Motorcycle will not do to you!
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcTNoTL3nig"]When Animals Attack Compilation || FailArmy - YouTube[/ame]
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That's just an INSANE amount of talent !!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :bow: :bow:
tejkowskit
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^^exactly what I thought!