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May the fire be with you..

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the Interstate, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out and opened the trunk. I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of the car, facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe...

Another slow day at work

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The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. St. Peter says, “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we’ve been...

Congrats! Being a grandpa is the best, as grandchilds are like rent-a-kids. You can "borrow" them, spoil them rotten, pump them full of sugar and then send them back home. :D I remember our daughter asking us one time after having our two over for the weekend: "What did you do to them?" My...

I always suspected even a monkey could outride me, now I have proof. https://www.facebook.com/MarvinCoronelOfficial/videos/10152565552198246/

My 12th grade language arts teacher would have loved this

Leave the baffles in please

I'm usually no fan of VW vans, but I'll make an exception here...

Yet another advantage of motorcycles over bicycles

Why men shouldn't write advice columns

Nice looking bike, welcome! :welcome: It's funny you mention Vettes, I bought a '58 back in 2001 but since I got back into motorcycles after a 30 year hiatus, it just sits, so I'll be selling it this summer. The wife doesn't like to ride in it or the bikes, so I figured I'd cut the toys...

The bike I traded in for my FZ6 (a 2007 Yamaha vStar 650) had automatic cancelling turn signals. Seems kinda odd they'd put them on some of their bikes but not others.

My driver's education teacher taught us: "What's it mean when you see a car with it's turn signal on? It means its turn signal is on."

Unfortunately MA doesn't have the market cornered on nimrods not signaling. Happens all the time around here too. :spank:

Oops!

I'd never thought of that as a reason to stay out of the middle, but it makes total sense. I steer clear of the center due to potential oil drippings from cagers who don't keep up their rigs. The tire tracks tend to me cleaner and drier.

One habit I have on two wheels and don't (but should) on four wheels is to always expect the unexpected and leave myself an escape route. :spank:

Two hours into my first day of work as a WalMart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I interjected "Good morning, welcome to WalMart. Nice kids, are they twins?" The mother answered "Hell no, they ain't twins! The one is 9 and the other is 7, why...