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But what about us guys who ride year 'round, what's MY excuse?

Sometimes ya just can't win

Hopefully not a repeat

What if you've done the BD43 headlight mod?

I rather like this.

Thanks guys. Took the day off and rode the bike a bit. Gotta make that an annual event.

Anyone from Pennsylvania?

You da man! :rockon:

Yup, does it with my Firefox v44.0

We're looking pretty good!

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "Naw... too...

Personally I would have no problem with this:

A woman who is three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakens and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the...

Two blondes are in a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses." "We don't have any." replied the first woman. "Well, if your going to fish, you...

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich - $1.50 Chicken Sandwich - $2.50 Hand Job - $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who give sthe hard jobs?" he asks. "Yes", she purrs, "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands" says...

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it so full there is only room for 10 more people, so the two men decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.....wait for it.....a super calloused fragile mystic...

An elderly Italian man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear...

I need to find this road

So a kid was going through his mom's purse and took out her driver's license. She caught him reading it and mildly scolded him. The kid said "But I learned so much about you from it!" "Well, okay, what did you learn about me?" "Well....I know your age now." "And what is that?" asked the...