Thats mild compared to some of the stuff I hear from my sales people 4 out of 5 are women. There are a lot of scum bags out there, but we are not all like that. I know i'm not I hate that crap!
Dave, Sorry for your loss, I have lost to many friends and it never easy and finding the words to help comfort friends and family are hard to find. My thoughts go out to you and his family.
I thought about doing that at one time, I think if done right it would look sweet.
I would look for a damaged one on Ebay and save your good one incase it didn't turn out to your liking.