FIZZER6
The Angry Blue Mantis
windscreen 0.5, HJC helmet 0.5, Shorts -1, noggin 0, chicken sized BUZZARD -2!
This bastard almost cost me my life today. Quick thinking and some favor from the big guy upstairs is the only reason I'm posting this from my desk!
It died on impact and I found it 30-40 feet down the road from the impact location.
For those unfamiliar with the black vulture of the US:
Imagine taking a large chicken to the helmet at 60 mph. It feels like getting hit by an 250lb NFL strong safety! :spank:
How it happened:
I was heading home for lunch hour from the office, I have a 6.5mi commute...I was on a smaller 2-way road, passing zone, decided to swing around a slow moving utility truck, Just as I was about to complete my overtake I see 4 of these buzzards in the road in the right side eating a dead animal. I can't really hit the brakes, no telling if the truck will swerve...so I held steady throttle and hoped they would fly off to the closest side of the road (right) out of our path...NOPE. The stupid birds wait until the truck and I are within 50' and then decide to fly. TO THE LEFT. Out of options now and I have milliseconds to brace for impact. I tightened my grip and tucked in as far as I could at the last possible moment, 3 of the birds missed my fairing by inches...the last one was not so lucky, his feet hit my windscreen and his 6lb body slammed into the top of my helmet with unbelievable force...it was all I could do to keep the bike on the road, not knowing where the truck was behind me I knew I had to keep going. Impact speed was between 55 and 65mph. 1/2 mile down the road I had a place to pull off. Pounding headache and some scratches on my helmet and windscreen to buff out left of this near crash.
Moral of story: Don't play "chicken" with large birds...at high speeds a bird feels like a bowling ball.
This bastard almost cost me my life today. Quick thinking and some favor from the big guy upstairs is the only reason I'm posting this from my desk!
It died on impact and I found it 30-40 feet down the road from the impact location.
For those unfamiliar with the black vulture of the US:
The Black Vulture is a fairly large bird of prey, measuring 56-68 centimeters (22–27 in) in length, with a 1.37–1.67 meter (4.5–5.5 ft) wingspan.[22][23] Weight for Black Vultures from North America and the Andes ranges from 1.6 to 2.75 kilograms (3.5–6 lb), the body is roughly the size of a large chicken.
Imagine taking a large chicken to the helmet at 60 mph. It feels like getting hit by an 250lb NFL strong safety! :spank:
How it happened:
I was heading home for lunch hour from the office, I have a 6.5mi commute...I was on a smaller 2-way road, passing zone, decided to swing around a slow moving utility truck, Just as I was about to complete my overtake I see 4 of these buzzards in the road in the right side eating a dead animal. I can't really hit the brakes, no telling if the truck will swerve...so I held steady throttle and hoped they would fly off to the closest side of the road (right) out of our path...NOPE. The stupid birds wait until the truck and I are within 50' and then decide to fly. TO THE LEFT. Out of options now and I have milliseconds to brace for impact. I tightened my grip and tucked in as far as I could at the last possible moment, 3 of the birds missed my fairing by inches...the last one was not so lucky, his feet hit my windscreen and his 6lb body slammed into the top of my helmet with unbelievable force...it was all I could do to keep the bike on the road, not knowing where the truck was behind me I knew I had to keep going. Impact speed was between 55 and 65mph. 1/2 mile down the road I had a place to pull off. Pounding headache and some scratches on my helmet and windscreen to buff out left of this near crash.
Moral of story: Don't play "chicken" with large birds...at high speeds a bird feels like a bowling ball.
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