chokeslam512
Dental Floss Tycoon
I was riding home from work yesterday and saw a distraught lad carrying a gas can down the road. I didn't think much of it until I got about a mile further and saw his car. I knew what the car was but my brain didn't want to believe it but sure enough it was a black Lamborghini Countach. I'm not sure what was more puzzling, the fact that he let a car like that run out of gas or the fact that he was carrying an empty gas can from the car....