Yeah.....Slight difference, i did'nt have a bone sticking out of my leg!
Sitting is fine, it's just walking...hilariously slow, got the old man "shuffle" going on! My 11 year old, and Jess are giving me heaps...especially since i have taken to using a old fashioned, wooden walking stick! (It's a ripper, you should see it...it's even got real wood knots in it!)...
Please don't - no-one wants to see male nudity...........
Now, if you had nudie pics of Mr Pitt or Mr Clooney..... that's different
Please!Yeah because they aint real men
Please!
If any of you were even 1/4 of the man Clooney was
You're all just jealous of him
You should make a holster for your cane like House did on his CBR.
Well, i have mentioned it elsewhere on this forum, but i thought this was silly enough to share with the whole forum.
Wednesday night/ Thursday Morning, i had just finished my gig as a DJ at about 3.30am, when i decided that i should go say hi to my work buddies girlfriend, who was waiting outside the venue i was working at, in the carpark, in his car, ready to take him to the airport for a red eye flight at 5,30am!
I also thought that she may enjoy a lollie or two, so i picked up the "little red riding hood" basket we have on stage, to give out lollies to the club patrons throughout the night, and proceeded to make my way to the carpark, with the basket under my arm...
As soon as i got to the carpark, and she could see me, i thought, hmmm, i am holding the little red riding hood basket, perhaps i should "skip: over to her car, like little red riding hood would!....i like a bit of a laugh...and i reckon the site of a 40+ year old bloke, dressed in a ffluffy fluoro colored vest, swinging a lollie basket, would be pretty amusing!
So anyway, i take one skip off the right leg, then try to take a second skip off the left leg...the moment i lift my left leg....."SNAP" goes my left calf muscle!!!! And i mean snap...i heard it!!!
Acute agony follows....immediately!
So after stumbling about for a bit, and handing over my lollie stash to it's intended recipient...i decide that i have really hurt myself, and go to the Hospital!!!
Tell them my story, they laugh at me a lot...check me out, and send me on my way 5 hours later....
Today i went to get an ultrasound on said calf muscle...and find out the reason i cannot walk at the moment is because i now have a 20cm (8 inch) tear in my left calf....
needs an operation apparently, but because i have a rather nasty heamotoma in the same calf, from the bleeding...no-one will go near it, to operate!
so i am "doomed" to about 12 weeks of "Difficulty", getting about!!!
Moral of the story.....40+ year old men, should not "Skip"!!!!
Fruit is also a Gin and Tonic with a slice of lime
You can get a salad from maccas?Mikey, it's time i hired you as my dietician!
Beer has protein does'nt it???
Surely Bourbon has some medicinal qualities???
What about Macca's....
You can get a salad from maccas?
As for beer, Mike says there's a sausage in every can
