Norm
Senior FZ6 Advisor
And he was looking for a soul to steal and he was in a bind
because he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal,
when he came across this young bike playin' on the roads
and flying around the corners hot,
and the Harley jumped up on the curbside and said:
"Kid let me tell you what! I guess you didn't know it but I'm a racer too.
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you run a quick mile or two but give the Harley its due,
I'll bet a gear of gold against your soul because I think I'm faster than you."
The bike said my name's Mr. Fizz and it might be a sin but I'll take your bet you're gonna regret because I'm the best that's ever been!
The Harley opened up his throttle and said "I'll start this show"
and fire flew from his exhaust as he fogged up his chrome
and he pulled his carcass across the road and it made an evil hiss
and a band of Hogs joined in and sounded awfully loud.
When the Harley finished the Fizz said "You're pretty good old hog,
but set right down in that pothole there and let me show you how it's done.
Round the corner, run Fizz run,
the Harley's running slower than a three toed sloth.
Chrome in the dustpan collecting more dust,
ready to fly, go Fizz go,
35 MPH still in first, shift to second and 50's a blur,
Harley's standing still, or so it seems,
on to the finish and the Harley can't be seen.
The harley dropped some parts cause he knew he'd been beat, and he laid that golden gear on the ground at Fizz's feet. Fizz said "Harley just come on back if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once you son of a b%tch I'm the best that's ever been, and the Fizz flew on, run bike run, Harley's in the gutter of the setting sun...
Yep, some guy on a Harley wanted to drag race the Fizz. The guy pulls up right beside me at the light, nods at me with a sh*t eating grin and revs his engine, then takes off at the light. "You've got to be kidding" I'm thinking. Passed him like he was standing still. I waited for him at the next light. He doesn't even look in my direction, takes a right on red, and he's gone.
I don't think he would have misjudged the Fizz so badly. Didn't think too much of the rider I guess...
because he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal,
when he came across this young bike playin' on the roads
and flying around the corners hot,
and the Harley jumped up on the curbside and said:
"Kid let me tell you what! I guess you didn't know it but I'm a racer too.
And if you care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you run a quick mile or two but give the Harley its due,
I'll bet a gear of gold against your soul because I think I'm faster than you."
The bike said my name's Mr. Fizz and it might be a sin but I'll take your bet you're gonna regret because I'm the best that's ever been!
The Harley opened up his throttle and said "I'll start this show"
and fire flew from his exhaust as he fogged up his chrome
and he pulled his carcass across the road and it made an evil hiss
and a band of Hogs joined in and sounded awfully loud.
When the Harley finished the Fizz said "You're pretty good old hog,
but set right down in that pothole there and let me show you how it's done.
Round the corner, run Fizz run,
the Harley's running slower than a three toed sloth.
Chrome in the dustpan collecting more dust,
ready to fly, go Fizz go,
35 MPH still in first, shift to second and 50's a blur,
Harley's standing still, or so it seems,
on to the finish and the Harley can't be seen.
The harley dropped some parts cause he knew he'd been beat, and he laid that golden gear on the ground at Fizz's feet. Fizz said "Harley just come on back if you ever wanna try again, I done told you once you son of a b%tch I'm the best that's ever been, and the Fizz flew on, run bike run, Harley's in the gutter of the setting sun...
Yep, some guy on a Harley wanted to drag race the Fizz. The guy pulls up right beside me at the light, nods at me with a sh*t eating grin and revs his engine, then takes off at the light. "You've got to be kidding" I'm thinking. Passed him like he was standing still. I waited for him at the next light. He doesn't even look in my direction, takes a right on red, and he's gone.
I don't think he would have misjudged the Fizz so badly. Didn't think too much of the rider I guess...
I happened to hear that song earlier in the day (a favorite of mine anyway) and when this happened, well...
