jdesiano1
Up to no Good
Just like sex for the guy... but if you are completely comfortable (let go).. your side should come a lot easier too.
Was this about my sex comment or toilet seat comment? And girl if you got it that easy, I envy you.
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Just like sex for the guy... but if you are completely comfortable (let go).. your side should come a lot easier too.
"Nothing"= unless I want to have my head bitten off, there's nothing that I was thinking about that I can/will tell you -- if I value my mental and perhaps physical safety or well-being.
The other guys have really hit it on the head. We're thinking about sex, food, sex, going out to play, sex, what was that ticking noise my bike was making during that last ride, sex, what's that smell... You get the picture.
It's just not that interesting. We'd start to tell you, you'd feign interest which would last a minute or so, then your eyes would take on that glazed over, deer-in-the-headlights kind of quality. So instead of hearing us say, "...and I think the valve on my number three cylinder may be out of adjustment because..." you'd be hearing the Charlie Brown teacher's voice "wa wa wa, waa wa wa..."
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but why ask what someone is thinking? If you are already hanging out, dating, or married.. there is no need for a question like that. That is a set up in my opinion.. you can ask how someone's day went, or if they are feeling okay if they are acting out of sorts.. but if they are just quiet,enjoy the time, put some music on to enjoy together.. it doesn't need to be complicated.
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Boo, will you marry me..? Or do you have a sister..?
Was this about my sex comment or toilet seat comment? And girl if you got it that easy, I envy you.
What women mean when they say…
Fine:
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that was about the sex comment hehe
Envy away!
what about...."Dang, girl, you're lookin' FINE!!!" :thumbup: :buttslap:
I think that's okay
Upon sharing: "Do you want to help work on the bike? I'm doing the dual headlight mod!"
"Yea, that'd be great!"
once all wires were hooked up and it was time to put it all together, a little "mood" settled over the garage...I stayed quiet and kept to my biz and kept asking for help and tidbits and opinions. The air got colder...I didn't do anything.
eventually it came out: "I didn't think it would take this long, I got bored, and I didn't know you had to put it all back together...that part was so boring!"
ummm...well, yea, it sucks, but once you turn it on and both lights are on...my grin was huge and she just walked into the house...awesome. I had a few more beers to celebrate outside :thumbup:
(girlfriend...not married) lol
Does she ride? Apparently not or she would have understood. Hope shes got other things goin for her.
She rides passenger and wants to get a 250 at some point, so yes.
We have a 1997 Jeep XJ in the driveway so I can build it into the expedition mobile - and she wants to learn and understand how it all works while we do it. She's gonna learn to drive the 5-speed this weekend!!! :cheer:
OK - I have a question:
Why do guys complain about high maintenance women who treat them like dirt, but those are the ones they chase, while women like me who are happy, cheerful, easygoing and fun are left wondering wtf?
So why do nice girls finish last? Do I have to become a witch to get a guy?
I've learned to look at the toilet seat in the middle of the night - better than falling in and it's as much my responsibility to make sure it's down as it is his. It's really not worth making an issue of it.
And I agree with Boo - it is that easy- just let go! :thumbup:
OK - I have a question:
Why do guys complain about high maintenance women who treat them like dirt, but those are the ones they chase, while women like me who are happy, cheerful, easygoing and fun are left wondering wtf?
So why do nice girls finish last? Do I have to become a witch to get a guy?
I've learned to look at the toilet seat in the middle of the night - better than falling in and it's as much my responsibility to make sure it's down as it is his. It's really not worth making an issue of it.
And I agree with Boo - it is that easy- just let go! :thumbup:
Oh and one more thing, I am spoiled I am just not a bitch hehe
So guys I know this is top secret info but what do you talk about when you are with the guys?
Reminds me of one of my elementary teachers.The same thing women talk about... boobs, butts, and designer outfits
We don't talk about your boobs! eew man boobs lOl
the "How old are we" post keeps showin up below this which if you say it in a sarcastic tone is too funny.
So guys I know this is top secret info but what do you talk about when you are with the guys?
As far as the toilet seat thing:
If you could aim properly and not pee on the toilet seat You wouldnt have to put it up.
If you wanted to leave it down, just check for splashes and kindly wipe off with a little tissue and flush.
If you wanted to leave it down just kinda squat down to where you are relatively close to the bowl (may be different distances depending on) and you won't have to splash.
If you wanted to leave it down why not just sit down and tuck and pee that way.
The only reason, ONLY,that I want it down is sitting down in the middle of the night and falling into Freezing ass water. If you did this one time you would understand, however you do not have to sit down to pee so I actually think you got the better end of the deal. LOL:Flip:
Yeah sometimes John asks what I am thinking and I say something wierd like Mayonaise and he says what and then I have to tell him this 5 minute story about how I started thinking about cameras and ended up with mayo. Our brains are complicated! LOL
a guy at my work sit's down to pee. his excuse is he has to poop most the time anyway so he sits down every time. i thank his wife for letting us know so we can make fun of him
Ha ha ha!!! :rof:
For reference, this is a classic example of the way men think ^ :thumbup:
That's hilarious...I can't imagine sitting down every time! The best part about having a [male organ] is being able to pee while standing up! I love that his wife sold him out too...that's just too funny.