meggi46
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right now
it is 7.17 pm in Poland
You are welcome
it is 7.17 pm in Poland
You are welcome
FRIENDS VS. BIKER FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ••• that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!".
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BIKER FRIENDS: Will forward this.
It's funny... I don't give my bikes a name..... Maybe I will calls this one Suzy! :cheer:
If Dirt Bikes Were Built By Microsoft (or ridden by Bill Gates)
1. For no reason whatsoever your bike would crash twice a day.
2. Every time you wanted to ride a different track or a new trail, you’d have to buy a new bike.
3. Occasionally your bike would die for no reason, and you would accept this, restart and ride on.
4. Occasionally, something as simple as a left turn, would cause your bike to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you have to reinstall the entire engine.
5. Macintosh would make a dirt bike that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to ride, but it would only run on five percent of the tracks and trails.
6. You wouldn’t be able to race more than one bike on the same track unless you bought "BikeXP", "BikeNT", or “Bike 7”.
7. The bike would say "Are you sure?" before applying the brakes.
8. For no reason whatsoever, your bike would sometimes refuse to run until you grabbed the plug wire, stuck your finger in the exhaust, and used the kick start, all at the same time.
9. You would be required to wear riding gear manufactured by the same company who built your dirt bike. Deleting this option would cause the bike's performance to drop by 50% or more.
10. Every time a manufacturer introduced a new model, buyers would have to learn to ride all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old bike.
11. You'd press the "Start" button to shut off the engine.
If I recall this one correctly, the answer fra Gates was something like :
And If General Motors made computers we would still be using a Commodore 64 ......
:spank:
Do You use such expression as
LAW MAKER (riding very riskly)
POWER RANGER (sunday motorcycle riders, never in the rain)
CARVING (riding very har and fast through curves)
T-BONE (accident when rider hits another vehicle in the side)
SWEEP (the last riders in a group)