Raid The Revenge
Super Member
This engine makes me feel so sad.
-15+ years of development
-6 different prototypes
-Overpriced and Unfit.
Yamaha is beginning to fall into Honda's bad behaviour. Here it is, the worst wonder of the world:
THE 2009 Vmax
2009 Yamaha VMAX Video, video clips, movie, movies
YAMAHA just couldn't decide what to do with this engine, so they did EVERYTHING to it. It's wrong. The R1 and R6 were stripped of their medals and slapped together into this 2009 VMAX like nothing.
Go on! I DARE you to say, "It's good." I dare you to say it's "COOL!" Who'll be the first to say it? ARRGHR GHER hgh! Someone pull the engine out of this bike!! Don't you see it? The engine is screaming with pain and agony in that frame! IT WANTS OUT!! It looks like a giant bacterial cell is engulfing the engine! Get the frame away! ARGHH!!
PLASTIC FUEL TANK!! COATED WITH FLUORIDE!! 15 LITRE TANK!! CRISS-CROSSING COLORS ON THE HUD!! YOU DON'T DO THAT!! 2 RADIATORS FOR THE COOLANT ONLY!!! NO NO NON NON ONNONONOONO NO!!! 200KM TOP SPEED UNLESS YOU DRAG!! NONON ONONO !
THOSE ROTORS ARE FROM KAWASAKI! SOMEBODY PUT THEM BACK!! WAVE-ROTORS MY BIG, THICK, CHUBBY ASS!!
Does Yamaha plan on putting those on their future bikes? OH GOD NO!! PLEASE NO!!
680 lbs of human life wasted away, into this unforgiven machine.
I'm sorry. I'll calm down now. Maybe people will buy it afterall? Seperate chain and shaft drives? NON ONON ON ONO NON NONNO NON ONO NO!
Sorry. I can't stop losing it. I'd better go now.
-15+ years of development
-6 different prototypes
-Overpriced and Unfit.
Yamaha is beginning to fall into Honda's bad behaviour. Here it is, the worst wonder of the world:
THE 2009 Vmax
2009 Yamaha VMAX Video, video clips, movie, movies
YAMAHA just couldn't decide what to do with this engine, so they did EVERYTHING to it. It's wrong. The R1 and R6 were stripped of their medals and slapped together into this 2009 VMAX like nothing.
Go on! I DARE you to say, "It's good." I dare you to say it's "COOL!" Who'll be the first to say it? ARRGHR GHER hgh! Someone pull the engine out of this bike!! Don't you see it? The engine is screaming with pain and agony in that frame! IT WANTS OUT!! It looks like a giant bacterial cell is engulfing the engine! Get the frame away! ARGHH!!
PLASTIC FUEL TANK!! COATED WITH FLUORIDE!! 15 LITRE TANK!! CRISS-CROSSING COLORS ON THE HUD!! YOU DON'T DO THAT!! 2 RADIATORS FOR THE COOLANT ONLY!!! NO NO NON NON ONNONONOONO NO!!! 200KM TOP SPEED UNLESS YOU DRAG!! NONON ONONO !
THOSE ROTORS ARE FROM KAWASAKI! SOMEBODY PUT THEM BACK!! WAVE-ROTORS MY BIG, THICK, CHUBBY ASS!!
Does Yamaha plan on putting those on their future bikes? OH GOD NO!! PLEASE NO!!
680 lbs of human life wasted away, into this unforgiven machine.
I'm sorry. I'll calm down now. Maybe people will buy it afterall? Seperate chain and shaft drives? NON ONON ON ONO NON NONNO NON ONO NO!
Sorry. I can't stop losing it. I'd better go now.
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