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fazed_ya
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The 14-2 win over Boston
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Be nice i am
Two things really::thumbup:
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Sorry didnt see last page...D'oh!
thats.. just crazy..how the he!! did they manage that?
Was a reply to the link posted earlier...
http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?4670464-Crazy-Part-Failure-Picture-Thread
thats.. just crazy..how the he!! did they manage that?
Was a reply to the link posted earlier...
http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?4670464-Crazy-Part-Failure-Picture-Thread
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dpaul007
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The shear volume of misfortune in the tread makes me thankful every day I drive/ride something, that it doesn't happen to me!
Lets just say I couldn't resist the urge. . . :BLAA:
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with the old rancher: "I need to inspect your ranch for illegal drugs. Rancher: "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....". DEA officer: "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" ,pulls his badge out, "See this badge? This badge means I am can go anywhere I wish, at any time. No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear"? The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs: "Your BADGE!, show him your BADGE!"
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs: "Your BADGE!, show him your BADGE!"
Miss Kentucky holding Teddy Bear
The picture that will stay with her for the rest of her life:
Make-up and hair style ................ $500
New dress for the show .................$700
Giant stuffed bear .................... $300
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Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand ....Priceless !
The picture that will stay with her for the rest of her life:
Make-up and hair style ................ $500
New dress for the show .................$700
Giant stuffed bear .................... $300
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Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand ....Priceless !
Carlos calls into work and tells his boss: "Ey, boss I not come work today. I really sick. I got head ache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Carlos calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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Be nice i am
Yep London Underground...:spank:
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An outhouse in the Forest had this sign inside. . .
View attachment 45139 < Click Read #1 and #2
View attachment 45140 Is this the equipment?:shakehead:
View attachment 45139 < Click Read #1 and #2
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ELIZABETH
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNeaZz9Vt6Q]Brave Kitten Stands Up to Dog - YouTube[/ame]
Shall we recite birthdays??? :spank:
Your Real Horoscope
AQUARIUS: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same stupid mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a f$$$ing jerk.
PISCES: Feb. 19 - Mar. 20 You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people you resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipsh$t.
ARIES: Mar. 21 - Apr. 19 You are the pioneer type and think most people are d$ckheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
TAURUS: Apr. 20 - May 20 You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
GEMINI: May 21 -Jun. 22 You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER: Jun. 21 - Jul. 22 You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a sh$t. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
LEO: Jul. 23 - Aug. 22 You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honesty criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherf$$$ers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
VIRGO: Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f$$$ing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA: Sept. 23 - Oct. 21 You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you're probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO: Oct. 22 - Nov. 21 The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 22 - Dec. 19 You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are a worthless piece of sh$t.
CAPRICORN: Dec. 2 - Jan. 19 You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickensh$t. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Your Real Horoscope
AQUARIUS: Jan. 20 - Feb. 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same stupid mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a f$$$ing jerk.
PISCES: Feb. 19 - Mar. 20 You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people you resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipsh$t.
ARIES: Mar. 21 - Apr. 19 You are the pioneer type and think most people are d$ckheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.
TAURUS: Apr. 20 - May 20 You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
GEMINI: May 21 -Jun. 22 You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER: Jun. 21 - Jul. 22 You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a sh$t. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.
LEO: Jul. 23 - Aug. 22 You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honesty criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherf$$$ers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
VIRGO: Aug. 23 - Sept. 22 You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your ****-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f$$$ing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA: Sept. 23 - Oct. 21 You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you're probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
SCORPIO: Oct. 22 - Nov. 21 The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS: Nov. 22 - Dec. 19 You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are a worthless piece of sh$t.
CAPRICORN: Dec. 2 - Jan. 19 You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickensh$t. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
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Be nice i am
Is She For Real???? 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8]Please Move The Deer Crossing - YouTube[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8]Please Move The Deer Crossing - YouTube[/ame]
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