Tailgate
Senior Member
Why not have some fun and return to that Walmart store during that manager's shift:
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, 'Code3' in house wares..... and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to the Depends undergarments area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if he/she can help you, begin to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your"Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement cames over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, 'Code3' in house wares..... and watch what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to the Depends undergarments area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if he/she can help you, begin to cry and asks, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your"Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement cames over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO It's those voices again!!!!"
(And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!