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(Just thought these were funny, so I wanted to share. Hope no one gets offended.....)
1. we got off the Titanic first
2. we can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorders
3. we don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance
4. no fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo
5. we don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves
6. if we forget to shave, no one has to know
7. we can congratulate our teammates without touching her a**
8. we NEVER have to reach down to make sure our privates are still there and in place
9. we can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
10. we know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems
11. and we can make silly comments about men in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway!
1. we got off the Titanic first
2. we can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorders
3. we don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance
4. no fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo
5. we don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves
6. if we forget to shave, no one has to know
7. we can congratulate our teammates without touching her a**
8. we NEVER have to reach down to make sure our privates are still there and in place
9. we can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
10. we know that there are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems
11. and we can make silly comments about men in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway!