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    As some of you know my son has Aspergers Syndrome and he always makes me laugh. Picture a 9 year old Sheldon from big bang theory.

    Last night I took him and his 'girlfriend' to the midway. As we were coming in the driveway he 'whispers' to me... Can I sit on your motorcycle so I can look sexy in front of Emma? The kid is freaking hilarious!

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    Re: ~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~

    Quote Originally Posted by Steph View Post
    As some of you know my son has Aspergers Syndrome and he always makes me laugh. Picture a 9 year old Sheldon from big bang theory.

    Last night I took him and his 'girlfriend' to the midway. As we were coming in the driveway he 'whispers' to me... Can I sit on your motorcycle so I can look sexy in front of Emma? The kid is freaking hilarious!

    Sent from my SGH-I747M using Tapatalk 2
    I sense trouble in your future - 9 + Need to look sexy = Good Luck with that going forward! hahaha!
    Sorry, no I didn't know. Thanks for sharing.
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    08 Raven w/a few mods...
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    Re: ~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~

    From the past. . .
    Something to offend everyone

    What is a Yankee?
    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

    What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
    The position of the dirt bag

    Why is divorce so expensive?
    Because it's worth it!

    What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
    Doughnuts

    Why is air a lot like sex?
    Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

    What do you call a smart blonde?
    A golden retriever.

    What do attorneys use for birth control?
    Their personalities.

    What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
    10 years and 45 lbs

    What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
    45 minutes

    What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
    Through his chest with a sharp knife

    Why do men want to marry virgins?
    They can't stand criticism.

    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
    Because those men already have boyfriends.

    What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

    Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
    Because they have cotton balls.

    What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
    A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

    What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
    "Are you sure it's mine?"

    Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
    Mace will do that to you.

    Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
    Everyone has the same DNA.

    Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A different bar.

    Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
    They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

    What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A speech impediment

    What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

    How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

    What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
    A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .. .. .."
    A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t....
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    Re: ~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~

    Anyone have Teenage Kids?!?

    CLICK THIS!
    Attachment 44563
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    Re: ~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~

    Spanked!
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ARaCKd8-0c]AWD Turbo Civic Wagon vs Corvette - YouTube[/ame]
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    This made me laugh today because it is SO TRUE!!! :BLAA:
    Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is more people who have come alive – Howard Thurman. http://www.facebook.com/Toecutter0u812

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    Re: ~~Daily Feed, post what made you laugh today ~~

    well can't post a link, but...
    the nurse ringing me at stupid o'clock in the morning going

    N:"The patient's blood pressure has dropped"
    Me: "What patient, how much and how's the patient clinically?"
    N: "Miss ...., to 60/40 and the patient is responding and awake, but asleep."

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