If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would
have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, you would have $33.00
today!
If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today!
BUT.... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling.... YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO
DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!
AND,DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!
THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ..... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.